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Dentures Bracelet
Feeling as though our posts lately haven't quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet. The dentures bracelet is a bracelet of teeth that you wear around your wrist as if you
$135.00More Info 08/08/2013 2:01 PM -
Taco Plates
Sometimes the simplest of things make the greatest enhancements to mankinds struggle on this organic spaceship that circles the sun. Humans have struggled with trying to balance deep fried tortillas upright on their
$14.95More Info 08/08/2013 10:01 AM -
Air Cork Wine Preserver
I heard from someone that people will occasionally not finish a bottle of wine after they open it, and try to save the wine for a later date. Although this practice seems foreign and odd to me, if this unfortunate e
$20.14More Info 08/08/2013 2:01 AM -
Mace Spraying iPhone Case
The Spraytect iPhone case is a case for smartphones that has mace attached to it, so that in case of emergencies, you can spray mace in the eyes of an attacker, a rapist, clowns, or ugly children. The mace cartridge
$39.95More Info 08/07/2013 2:02 PM -
Voodoo Knife Block Set
The voodoo knife block is basically a man that is being stabbed 5 times that kindly holds your knives for you. The voodoo knife block includes a set of 5 knives and a knife block, aka 'guy being stabbed' and will ad
$79.99More Info 08/07/2013 10:02 AM -
Hidden Tampon Flask
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports events, music festivals, concerts, church, etc... The tampon flask comes in a pack of 5 tampon
$15.99More Info 08/07/2013 2:02 AM -
Outlet Plug Holder
Why reach all the way to the floor when you need to pick up a power cord plug? Reach 10 inches less when you use the outlet plug holder. The outlet plug holder attaches right below your wall outlet and holds the ext
$7.99More Info 08/06/2013 2:03 PM -
Stratachute Parachute Lawn Game
Sometimes, believe it or not, people go outside. I know it's hard to think about stepping away from your game of World of Warcraft, showering off the leftover chunks of hot pockets in your neck beard, and breathing
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Ceramic Letter Dishes
The letter dishes are ceramic bowls shaped like whatever letters you like that you can put candy, fruit, vegetables, or cocaine in, and is great for engagement parties, bachelorette parties, baby showers, or all nig
$9.00More Info 08/06/2013 6:02 AM -
Chalkboard Beer Mug
The chalkboard beer mug is a tall beer mug that has a chalkbaord surface that you can write on with chalk. No longer will you forget who's drink is whose, just write your name on it, go to the bathroom, and creeper
$19.95More Info 08/06/2013 2:01 AM -
Cigarette Butt Magnets
Give your home that classy touch with the cigarette butt magnets, which are magnets that resemble a cigarette butt that you can use to have crap on your refrigerator. Did your child get a B- on their spelling t
$15.00More Info 08/05/2013 10:01 AM -
Cat Shaped Ice Cubes
The cat ice cube tray takes you one step closer to your life goal of becoming a cat lady. No longer will you need to drink your lonely sorrows away with regular cubed ice, you can now drink yourself to a lonely d
$7.99More Info 08/05/2013 6:01 AM -
Giant Connect 4
The giant connect 4 game is great for children tall enough to reach to the top, or drunk adults sober enough to count to 4. Play it indoors or outdoors, Giant Connect 4 will spice up any outdoor BBQ party with a lit
$245.24More Info 08/05/2013 2:01 AM -
Falling Books Bookend
You just bought your first book, congratulations! Once/If you ever finish reading it, how will you ever set it on a shelf without it tipping over? The falling books bookend will hold up your new book by making it lo
$18.69More Info 08/04/2013 5:40 AM -
Fish iPhone Charger Organizer
The Goldie CableKeep fish iPhone Charger cover is a piece of rubber that you attach to your iPhone's charger that you can wrap your cord around to keep your charger organized and also hold up your iphone by the wall
$16.00More Info 08/02/2013 9:03 AM -
Gun Shaped Blank House Key
The gun shaped house key is a blank key that you can get duplicated to use as your house key, and will more than likely get you tazed, arrested, and labeled a terrorist if you ever brought it to the airport. This pa
$7.99More Info 08/02/2013 5:28 AM -
Campfire Log Mover and Turner
Now you can truly become king of the campfire with the Campfire Log Lugger. The Log Lugger is a long steel pole that is painted with fire resistant paint that allows you to grab logs that are in the fire, and move t
$49.00More Info 08/01/2013 10:01 AM -
UZI Tactical Defender Pen
The UZU Tactical Defender Pen is a is a tactical pen that you can use to break glass on a car, get out of handcuffs, collect DNA from a rapist by stabbing them, and it even writes with ink! But the big questio
$21.00More Info 08/01/2013 6:01 AM -
Fake Girlfriend Body Hug Pillow
Similar to the Fake Boyfriend body hug pillow, the fake girlfriend body pillow is a pillow that is supposed to resemble your girlfriend to use for cuddle time while she is away for the weekend. The fake girlfriend p
$18.95More Info 08/01/2013 2:01 AM -
Surge Protector Hidden Safe
The diversion safe surge protector is a fake surge protector with a hidden compartment in it that can store your stuff that you would like to keep hidden from your wife, children, or mother. The hidden safe surge pr
$17.41More Info 07/31/2013 2:01 PM -
Credit Card Sized Phone Charger
Sometimes you are on the go and need a phone charger for battery emergencies, luckily the Charge Card credit card sized phone charger is jammed into your wallet, and once you find a port to plug in a usb cord in to,
$25.00More Info 07/31/2013 10:01 AM -
GrOpener One Handed Bottle Opener
No the GrOpener is not some creepy groping device, it's a bottle opener that allows you to open bottles of beer with one hand. Why waste fractions of a second to take time away from your other hand, whatever it
$16.00More Info 07/31/2013 2:01 AM -
Dog Pool Float
The Dog Pool Float is a floatation device constructued specifically for dogs in that it is made with heavy duty, scratch resistant material, and is great for letting your dog lounge around the pool with you, or your
$39.99More Info 07/30/2013 2:34 PM -
Dinosaur Corn Cob Holders
What do you call a corn cob holding dinosaur? A corncobholdersau... Ok that joke is just not going to work. The Dinosaur Corn Cob Holders were designed by Lana Flippone and are certainly an extravagant, and fla
$27.99More Info 07/30/2013 10:01 AM -
Remote Control Flying Human
The remote control flying human is a radio controlled plane in the shape of a human, and is a great way to troll your neighbors into thinking Jesus has finally come back, or to give your local kids the hope that Sup
$19.95More Info 07/30/2013 6:01 AM -
Ramen Bowl iPhone Dock
As if the act of eating a 27 cent package of ramen noodles wasn't sad enough, now you can eat your ramen with your phone so that you can eat and talk to someone via face time, eat while you play a game, or eat while
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Modern Glass 2 in 1 Bowl
The 2 in 1 bowl is a modern glass bowl that has an inside bowl to hold stuff and a little bowl on top to hold discarded extras from the food that was in the inside bowl. Now I could tell you, your mother could tell
$98.00More Info 07/29/2013 2:02 PM -
Mason Jar Shot Glasses
The Mason Jar Shot Glasses are a great gift idea for your alcoholic grandfather who just can't bring himself to drink out of anything that doesn't bring his mind back to the 50's before he has shitty grandchildren l
$16.99More Info 07/29/2013 10:02 AM -
Revolver Shaped Screwdriver Drill
The gun shaped screwdriver is a power drill that resembles a snub nosed revolver and is a great tool for children to play with outside with their friends alone, a travel tool that fits perfectly in a carry on luggag
$44.03More Info 07/29/2013 2:01 AM -
Back Of The Hand Push Soap Dispenser
Why get the front of your hand full of poop germs by touching the soap dispenser when you could just touch it with the back of your hand to get your soap. It is probably a fact that 90% of the Flu virus is
$14.99More Info 07/26/2013 2:01 PM -
Toilet Night Light
The toilet night light will help you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night without having to "fully wake up" by helping you see the way to the toilet via a green or red light. No longer will you have to pee
$18.99More Info 07/26/2013 10:01 AM -
Reusable Zip Lock Bag
The reusable silicone zip lock bag is a container that resembles a large plastic bag, and closes like you would a zip lock bag, but you know... its made out of plastic. I'm not sure why you can't just use a regular
$20.00More Info 07/26/2013 6:01 AM -
Paper Airplane Push Pins
The paper airplane push pins are little mini paper airplanes that resemble a paper airplane that you can use to pin stuff to a corkboard, pin stuff to your walls, or attempt to throw into your friends eyes. The pape
$11.17More Info 07/25/2013 2:02 PM
