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There's Now a Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing Meme Face Mask You Can Get
I'm sure for the full month of December you've been taking our advice and wearing the Santa Beard Face Mask, but what about afterwards? I think the ultimate way to show your smugness and disdain for 2020 now that yo
$19.99More Info 12/11/2020 10:03 AM -
This Winter Trapper Hat Covers Your Entire Head, and Has Integrated Sunglasses
If you were to tell me that when going out in public in the winter I would dress accordingly to an apocalyptic plague outbreak in the artic while we ride polar bears back and forth from the market to get b
$19.99More Info 12/07/2020 11:37 AM -
These Cheeseburger Shoes Turn You Into a Walking Big Mac
There are those people that don't like cheeseburgers, there are those that do like cheeseburgers, and then there are those that love cheeseburgers enough to get a pair of cheeseburger shoes. Yes, they exist, yes, th
$88.00More Info 11/20/2020 9:57 AM -
I Have Red Hair Because God Thought I Needed A Warning Label Shirt
If you're like me you're surrounded by red heads, and at no fault of their own, they can have their tempers flare at the drop of a hat. It seems to be just something in the blood of redheads that make this possible.
$15.00More Info 11/02/2020 10:05 AM -
Think It's Bad Now? In 20 Years Our Country Will Be Run By People Who Were Homeschooled By Day Drinkers
Any parent with a kid currently in school knows the struggle is real when it comes to getting your kids to learn at home. I think we can all agree that home-schooling parents that were doing it before the pandemic h
$13.95More Info 10/27/2020 9:58 AM -
Ranching Crocs Are Here To Ruin Your Day
Have you ever needed to do some light ranching and would like a shoe to fit the task? Worry no more as someone has created ranching crocs. They're called the Light Ranching Crocs, and they're created and sold by Ets
$150.00More Info 09/24/2020 3:08 PM -
These Giant Spider Earrings Make For a Perfect Addition To Your Creepy Halloween Costume
There are two types of people in this world, those that don't mind spiders, and those that would rather burn down an entire building rather than having to look at a spider for one more second. I'm part of the latter
$50.00More Info 08/27/2020 2:37 PM -
2020 Very Bad, Would Not Recommend T-Shirt
To say the least, 2020 has been a very bad year, and we're really only about half way thought it. If were to give the year 2020 a Yelp review, most would probably give it 1 Star, and would probably not recommend it.
$10.79More Info 08/14/2020 4:52 PM -
More Info 06/17/2020 3:28 PMThis Cheeseburger Lingerie Set Turns You Into a Sexy Cheeseburger
In what world wouldn't you want your wife, girlfriend, or significant other to become a sexy cheeseburger?! Like George Costanza, mixing food and sex is the best of both worlds. Well, Estelle Peacock, a New Zea
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Every Aging Biker Dad Probably Needs This Sons of Arthritis Ibuprofen Chapter T-Shirt
When you're still a biker at heart, except for the fact that every bone in your body hurts due to age unless you have 700mg of Ibuprofen flowing though your veins, chances are you probably need this hilarious senior
$17.99More Info 06/15/2020 9:46 AM -
These Race Track T-Shirts For Dad Lets Dad Nap While The Kids Play
Dad's love playing with their kids, but you know what Dad's also love? Napping! There's really no way for Dads to both play with their kids and nap at the same time, that is until now. This amazing race track s
$18.29More Info 05/20/2020 2:20 PM -
Namaste 6 Feet Away Sloth Shirt Funny Social Distancing T-Shirt
With the federal guidelines stating to stay 6 feet away from every human, people have come up with very creative solutions, including creating a giant circle around themselves that no one can penetrate, hanging pool
$17.99More Info 04/13/2020 10:33 AM -
This Danny Devito Fanny Pack Will Surely Make Your Day 10x Better
Where would we be without Danny Devito? I can tell you, for one that the movie Batman Begins would've been a flop if it weren't for the Penguin, his character in One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest is one for the ag
$34.99More Info 03/20/2020 12:21 PM -
Would You Carry Around A Ramen Noodle Handbag? Because Yes, It Exists
If sophisticated handbags and clutches aren't quite you're thing, perhaps going to the opposite side of the spectrum with purses that look like food. What better way to display your classiness to the world than with
$469.68More Info 03/11/2020 1:36 PM -
You Can Now Get Asymmetrical Jeans If You Can't Decide Between Skinny Jeans and Wide Leg Jeans
Depending on the type of person you are, you may wear bell bottoms or extra wide leg pants if you're more of a hippy or free-spirit, or you may wear skinny jeans if you see yourself as a little more hip and wit
$231.00More Info 02/20/2020 1:26 PM -
Cargo Socks Are Now A Thing, So You Can Hold Your Phone, Snacks, Or Cash Right in Your Sock Pocket
Did we get you again? Yet again, you've probably fallen for the prank box fallacy! You do recall the DIY vasectomy kit, the birthie stick, the baby shield, and the others right? You've probably clicked in to this ar
$8.00More Info 02/12/2020 9:44 AM -
You Can Now Get Little Mermaid Boots With Snow Globe Heels Featuring Ariel and Ursula Figurines Inside
When you think about it, the area under your heels on raised boots are pretty much wasted space. They could at least stick a pocket in there where you can stick some snacks for later... Well, this company has come t
$317.00More Info 02/11/2020 10:41 AM -
There Are Now Leggings That Turn Your Booty Into a Corgi Butt
If there's anyone in this world that doesn't love a good Corgi butt, I have yet to meet them. We'v already featured a slew of corgi butt products in the past, including a 3D corgi butt mouse-pad, corgi butt car
$49.29More Info 02/07/2020 10:47 AM -
There Are Now Merit Badges For Adults, Because Adulting Is Hard
There's been a sever lack of embroidering going on in society lately. Especially when it comes to badges! Someone clearly agrees with me, because this company makes merit badges for adults. They're essentially compl
$14.50More Info 01/30/2020 1:21 PM -
There Are Now Tentacle Tights That Help You Become Ursula From The Little Mermaid
Believe it or not, weird tentacle fetishes and sea creature obsessions is not just secluded to Japan anymore. There's this little thing called Cosplay that has hit the weird tentacle market hard, and this these
$87.82More Info 01/22/2020 11:30 AM -
Tesla Is Now Selling a T-Shirt Made To Look Like The Cracked Cybertruck Window
Whether you thought the Cybertruck was cool or not, you can't disagree that it wasn't something everyone had an opinion on when Elon Musk released it back in November of 2019. Especially considering the fact that he
$45.00More Info 01/15/2020 10:22 AM -
You Can Now Get a Scarf Made To Look Like The Infamously Long CVS Receipt
We've all been there and seen just how ridiculous CVS is with their receipts. You buy a pack of gum, and you get a 7 foot long receipt. You go there once a week for a year, and you've probably demolished an entire f
$19.00More Info 01/03/2020 11:49 AM -
There's Now a Fanny Pack That Makes It Look Like You're Wearing a Thong
Have you ever realized that fanny packs are very rarely if ever actually worn on a persons fanny? They should really be called abdomen packs, or belly packs. Well, we've finally found a fanny pack that warrants the
$9.95More Info 01/02/2020 3:26 PM -
These Giant Fur Mittens Should Ensure Your Hands Stay Warm This Winter
There are two kinds of people in this world, those that are cold during the winter, and those that are extremely cold all winter long no matter how many blankets, jackets, or layers of gloves they use. These gi
$198.00More Info 11/11/2020 11:46 AM -
These Sandals Let You Get A Foot Massage While At Home Or Running Errands
Is there anything better than getting a good foot massage? The answer - NO! Feeling the tension melt away with every knot kneading is one of the purest pleasures known to man. With the BYRIVER Acupressure Sandals yo
$24.95More Info 10/16/2019 9:56 AM -
You Can Now Buy Pre-soiled Pants
If you're someone who likes to make people do a double take these are thee pants for you! They feature a urine stain down the front and a poop stain down the back…That taco bar must have been really something
$23.95More Info 09/18/2019 11:33 AM -
Beer Mug Socks Are Now a Thing, and They Even Have a 3D Handle
I got on board with the chicken leg socks, the snack bag socks, and of course the shark bite socks. But I don't think I've ever been more on board with a new up and coming trend than these 3D beer mug socks. Th
$32.00More Info 09/16/2019 1:44 PM -
Funny Food Socks - Quirky Snack, Chips, and Cereal Print Socks
Sure, there may be times when you'd prefer to eat your snacks in a dark room where no one can see your shame, but other times you'd prefer to show the world your love for snacks! And that's just what these hila
$7.95More Info 08/19/2019 10:46 AM -
You Can Wag Kitty's Tail While Swiping Left And Right With These Cat Tail Gloves
Fall is coming whether you're ready or not and these new Cat Tail Gloves are the cat's pajamas and a must for your fall and winter wardrobe. They not only keep your freezing fingers warm with a cute kitty, but they
$14.95More Info 11/13/2019 1:11 PM -
These Unique Leather Backpacks Make It Look Like You Have a Set Of Feathery Wings
You've heard the phrase "Red Bull Gives You Wings", but what if you didn't have to drink such an unappetizing energy drink to acquire said wings? This company creates these incredibly unique leather backpacks that g
$122.50More Info 07/30/2019 10:51 AM -
There's a Fanny Pack Hat That Lets You Store Your Essentials Right On Your Head
If you're looking to do some traveling, or heading out on the go for a while, chances are you're going to need a nice safe spot to store your essentials. Because wallets, pockets, purses, are just no good anymore.&n
$19.99More Info 07/25/2019 9:22 AM -
There's Now a Men's One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit That Exists
He says "The hardest choices require the strongest wills", and that's pretty much what it's come down to when I contemplate making this purchase. Do I buy a Thanos one-piece swimsuit and feel amazing while
$35.99More Info 07/09/2019 11:28 AM -
There's Now a Mosquito Blocking Outfit That Prevents Bugs From Biting Through Your Clothes
I love spending summers outside - soaking up the sun and that hot humid air. But summer brings with it one major pest...no, I'm not talking about sunburns...I'm talking about mosquitoes! Here in Minnesota we joke th
$24.95+More Info 07/15/2019 10:45 AM
