Censor Block Sunglasses
Whether you are hiding your face from from the paparazzi because you are so popular, or shielding your hideous face from society because it is…
More Info
Category: Apparel - Apparel Gift Ideas
Apron Cooking Cheat Sheet
The Apron Cooking Guide is an apron that has text printed on it upside down so that you can look at it to get…
More Info
Sun Dial Ring
If you ever find yourself stranded in the wilderness with no phone, no tablet, no laptop, no watch, and no calendar, take solace in…
More Info
16GB Flash Memory Drive Bracelet
This flash drive wirstband is a 16GB flash drive that securely wraps around your wrist as a bracelet so that you can carry around…
More Info
1970s Hairy Chest T-Shirt
The Faux Real Boys 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt is for boys aged 2-7 and is sure to be a hit with the ladies. Sporting…
More Info
Follow Me Bring Beer Sand Imprint Sandals
The Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops have text on the bottom of the sandals that imprint words in the sand as you walk.…
More Info
Sexy Black Lingerie Apron
Cook your man his dinner with some class, and wear the sexy lingerie apron while your slaving away at that meal. What will be…
More Info
Slit Wrist Bracelet
Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that’s “cool” now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy…
More Info
Solar Charging Backpack
Charge your laptop, tablet, phone or any electronics while wearing the Voltaic Solar Charging Backpack. The backpack uses 4 watts of solar power, includes a…
More Info
Bear Feet Slippers
The Bear feet slippers fit Mens shoes 9 to 12 and womens feet sized 7 to 9. Slip into Homer Simpson’s favorite pair of…
More Info
Beer Holder Hoodie Sweatshirt
Why hold your beer and get your hand cold, and your beer warm? With the beer holder hoodie sweatshirt you can keep yourself warm,…
More Info
Kiva Keychain Backpack
The Kiva keychain backpack is a small keychain that expands to the size of a full backpack in case you have an emergency where…
More Info
Kilt Beach Towel
The Insta Kilt Beach towel measures in at 30” x 60” and comes in red or green. Once you wrap the towel around you…
More Info
Belt Buckle Flask
Take your booze wherever you go. A perfect gift for the alcoholic in the family, the belt buckle flask will hold 3oz. of your…
More Info
Light Up Neon Tie
Perfect for your next dubstep show, the light up tie screams “look at me”, which is what people will unfortunately have to do while you…
More Info
Bloody Wound T-Shirt – I’m Fine
Make it look like you have a bloody wound on the side of your waist. But with the text “I’m Fine”, people can be…
More Info
Webbed Fingers Gloves
The Darkfin gloves are flipper gloves that make your fingers webbed. The gloves increase your water surface area by 70% and are perfect for…
More Info
American Flag Zubas
You think anybody is going to want a roundhouse kick to the face while you’re wearing these bad boys? Forget about it! Made of…
More Info
Bearded Ski Mask
With the Beardski ski mask you can keep your face warm and look like a burly mountain man at the same time. Those black…
More Info
Wine Glass Holder Necklace
This wine glass holder necklace is great for when you want to drink wine, but don’t want to look like a wine snob. I…
More Info
Guitar Shaped Backpack
The guitar backpack is great for music lovers, or people who want to look like they play the guitar. The backpack is made from…
More Info
Sweeper Slippers
Now your wife can be twice as efficient at home. While she cooks your dinner for you, she can also clean the floor at…
More Info
Mustache Bandages
There is no injury a mustache can’t heal. Throw one of these bad boys on your wound and it will feel like Tom Selleck…
More Info
Bed Prism Glasses
The bed prism glasses are great for those that have completely given up on life. No longer do you even have to sit up…
More Info
Pixelated Sunglasses
Are you a nerd and want everyone to know it? Problem solved with these pixelated sunglasses.
More Info
