Heated Leg Warmers Powered via USB
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Category: Apparel - Apparel Gift Ideas
Predator ‘You Son of a Bitch’ Patch
Taken from the classic scene from Predator where our hero Arnold Schwarzenegger has a fierce yet somewhat homosexual floating handshake arm wrestling match with…
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SpaceLife: A Space Suit Jacket
The SpaceLife Jacket is a coat that takes inspiration from an actual space suit worn by astronauts, and offers excellent protection from the extreme…
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Leather Shoes With Concealed Booze Stash In The Heel
The Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney leather brogue is a pair of leather shoes that contain a small cavity in the heel of the shoe…
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Rear View Sunglasses Let You See Behind You
The Rear View Sunglasses are a pair of ordinary sunglasses that let you see behind you by having specially designed lenses where the edges…
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Shirt Shuttle Is A Rugged Case To Keep Your Freshly Ironed Shirts In
The shirt shuttle is a hard and rugged case where you can keep your freshly ironed shirts to keep them from getting wrinkled or…
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Chubby Single And Ready For A Pringle T-Shirt
Why do you think they make the can so thin when their biggest clientele is the chubby and obese with much fatter hands than…
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Furry Cat Clutch Purse
The furry cat purse is a creepy looking clutch that is basically a square furry purse that has a face of a cat in…
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Eye Exam Chart Tights
The Eye Exam tights are a pair of women’s tights that have an eye exam chart printed on them, so that you test the…
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Cat Explosion T-Shirt
It’s a well known fact that bad-asses don’t turn around to look at explosions happening behind them as they walk away from it, well…
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Sunglasses Made From Old Records
Vinylize is a company based out of Budapest that makes eye-wear from old unwanted records that (hopefully) no one would ever want to listen…
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Hidden Message Fuck Off T-Shirt
This t-shirt has a hidden message on it, when just looking at it straight it just says some gibberish “EIIGY POCR OFF”, but when…
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Mini Macaroni and Cheese Ring
The mini bowl of macaroni and cheese ring is quite literally what it sounds like, a tiny little bowl of mac n’ cheese that…
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Kool Tool Belt: A Belt Buckle With Tools On It
Do you ever find yourself out in the middle of nowhere with no tools on your person, and you’re in a situation where you…
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Kelly Kapowski Sunglasses
Made by ToastyShades the Kelly Kapowski sunglasses are a pair of shades that have the babe herself printed on the lenses of the sunglasses…
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Backpack That Ejects Into A Rain Jacket
Tired of getting caught in the rain off guard like a fool? Well, the Funnell Eject Wear is a backpack that you can wear…
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Human Ingredients T-Shirt
Do you ever wonder what the human body is made up of? You know, besides water, oxygen, a dirty old cheeseburger, and poop and…
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Dear Leader Kim Jong Il Glorious T-Shirt
A t-shirt like this comes around once in a lifetime, a shirt so glorious it makes you weep just thinking about taking it off.…
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TaTaTop: A Skin Colored Bikini With Nipples
If you take a picture of a nipple and place it over the exact nipple your covering, is it still illegal to walk around…
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Bottle Opener Cufflinks
You’re in a wedding and you’re walking down the aisle. When you arrive at the alter, the priest hands you an ice cold beer, how do…
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80’s Boombox Messenger Bag
The 80’s boombox messenger bag is a man-purse that looks just like an old school boombox that the cool kids would hold upon their shoulders…
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Pillow Tie: An Inflatable Necktie For Naps At Work
The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to…
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LEGO Sunglasses
The LEGO sunglasses are a pair of sunglasses that let you attach lego blocks to the frames in any way shape or form so…
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WEZEL: Leather Wallet and Phone Stand
The Wezel, aptly named by combining wallet and easel, plus something to do with a weasel, is a quality leather wallet that was made…
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Archer Suit Long Sleeve T-Shirt Costume
Become Archer anytime you please by putting on the Archer suit long sleeve shirt, which is a t-shirt made to look like an exact…
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Cat In The Crotch Leggings
The cat in the crotch leggings is a pair of women’s leggings that has a picture of a pussy cat right near the nether-regions…
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Robot Slippers With Sound
The robot slippers are giant bootie style slippers that make robot sounds every time you take a step, and is sure to piss off…
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Komono: The One Handed Watch
The Komono is a sleek modern looking hand watch that only has one hand to tell the time with, and unless you’re an idiot…
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Wooden Tie
The wooden tie is a tie made of old recycled redwood beams, and will go great with your wooden deck of cards and your…
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Money Stacks Backpack
The money stacks backpack is a bag that makes it look like you are carrying around huge stacks of cash within your backpack and…
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Cheeseburger Graphic Sweatshirt
The cheeseburger sweatshirt is, as you can see, a sweatshirt with a giant graphic print of a greasy cheeseburger on it. For some reason…
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Bottle Opener Sunglasses
The bottle opener sunglasses are a pair of sunglasses that have a bottle opener built right into the frame and are great for people…
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