90’s Jazzy Solo Cup Design Short Shorts Boat Shorts There’s two things that remind me most of the 90’s, and that is super short shorts on men that make me hope that something… More Info
City Skyline Audio Wave T-Shirts Landylines has designed t-shirts for every big city across America (with more on the way) by taking the design of the city’s skyline and… More Info
Wish You Were Beer Pink Floyd T-Shirt Parodying Pink Floyd, arguably the best band ever, this t-shirt reads “Wish You Were Beer”, of course taken from the famous song “Wish You… More Info
Phonster Is A Holster For Your Phone or Wallet Similar To A Detective The Phonster is a body holster where you can store your smart phone, wallet, or keys and look totally bad-ass as you take them… More Info
These Women’s Pencil Shoes Are Perfect For A Teacher’s First Day of School These pencil shoes are a pair of women’s shoes that look just like pencils. With the front of them white that go into black… More Info
These Curetex Toe Socks Keep Your Foot Odor At Bay The Curetex Socks are a set of toe socks help you with foot odor as they are designed to wrap around each individual toe… More Info
Collar Stay Punch: Make Collar Stays From Old Credit Cards If you go through collar stays like their going out of style and you’ve worn through the collar stays that come with literally every… More Info
Bacon Scarf: A Scarf That Looks Exactly Like Delicious Bacon This bacon scarf looks so much like delicious greasy bacon that I would probably just end up putting the end of it in my… More Info
These Cute Animal Rings Hug Your Fingers If you find that these sloth rings that latch onto your fingers like they’re a branch in a tree are just not cute enough… More Info
Horn Comb This comb is made from an actual animal’s horn, and will most certainly make you feel like a caveman, because cavemen care a lot… More Info
The Bottom Of These Shoes Have a Keyboard On Them These shoes have a keyboard imprinted onto the bottom of them, and similar to the Follow Me Bring Beer sandals they will most likely… More Info
Bendable Modular Sunglasses That Can Bend Into Any Position Much like how the Slapsee Sunglasses were able to snap and bend around your wrist or your bike handlebars, these Baendit sunglasses are built… More Info
Doge Mask Much cool, so wow! The Doge Mask now joins the plethora of other weird creepy masks that you might have seen around the internet… More Info
Sandals Made From Tennis Balls You can never call yourself a true tennis fan until you’ve draped yourself in tennis ball felt, similar to George Costanza and velvet. Just… More Info
Super Tuttolente: Sunglasses Made From All Lens The Super By RetroSuperFuture Sunglasses are a new line of sunglasses that are made from entirely all lens. Not only is the entire front… More Info
Slapsee Sunglasses Slap Onto Your Wrist Like The 90s Slap Bracelets The Slapsee Sunnies are a new pair of sunglasses that are designed to slap onto your wrist when not in use like the old… More Info
Cigar Cutter Cufflinks The cigar punch cufflinks are a set of cufflinks that are able to punch a hole through the end of your cigar when you’re… More Info
Hank Hill Tripping Balls T-Shirt Aptly named ‘Dank Hill’ this t-shirt depicts Hank Hill from the King of the Hill TV show tripping balls on some high quality marijuana.… More Info
Bird Law T-Shirt Bird Law, hands down one of the most important parts of the law. Whether you consider yourself an expert in bird law or not,… More Info
The Traxedo Is A Track Suit Tuxedo The Traxedo is a track suit crossed with a tuxedo, and is a far more comfortable, far less expensive, far less classy, yet far… More Info
These Sunglasses Are Made From Denim Jean jackets are making a comeback, why not compliment your new Canadian Tuxedo with a pair of glasses that are made from denim. The… More Info
Cat Hair Is Lonely People Glitter T-Shirt Much like how having glitter on you is the tell tale sign that you have been around a stripper or are a stripper yourself,… More Info
Knitted Chain Link Scarf Chain link jewelry either makes you one of two things, a bad-ass that don’t take no shit from no one, or a douche who… More Info
Hidden Cat Flicking You Off In Pocket of T-Shirt The Lord Nermal t-shirt has a cat nestled into the pocket of the shirt with a secret message for anyone that asks. If you… More Info
Calendar Cufflinks Figuring out the date is hard now-a-days, you have to reach all the way into your pocket, pull out your phone, push the button… More Info
Fortune Cookie Coin Purse The fortune cookie coin purse is a leather coin purse fashioned to look like a Chinese fortune cookie, and even contains a printed fortune… More Info
Freak Masks: A Ski Mask That Lets You Wear Someones Face Freak Masks are personalized ski masks that lets you wear someone else’s face, or if you really prefer the look of your own, you… More Info
Spinning Roulette Wheel Cufflinks The roulette wheel cufflinks are a set of cufflinks that have actual functioning roulette wheels on the end of them. To answer the questions… More Info
Wrist Ruler: A Wristband That Doubles as a Ruler The Wrist Ruler is a leather wristband that doubles as a ruler, so if you’re ever stranded in the wilderness and you need to… More Info
Jazzy 90s Solo Cup Design T-Shirt Twas the time of Italian dunkers, the decision to eat barchetta or fiestada pizza, the fish sticks with some mashed taters, the sticks of… More Info
S and T Say Hi (SHIT) T-Shirt What happens when the letters S and T say hi? Shit happens. The ‘S-HI-T’ t-shirt is a shirt that features the capital letters ‘S’… More Info
Apollo 11 Astronaut Sweatshirt and Sweatpants The Apollo 11 Sweatsuit is a pair of sweatpants and a sweatshirt that are almost an exact replica of the space suit that the… More Info
8-Bit Pixelated Bloody Zombie T-Shirt Some people just like to live in the past and don’t like changes. Even though technology has increased ten fold, graphics on video games… More Info