Herb Grinder Wrist Watch
The herb grinding watch is a wrist watch that doubles as an “herb” grinder, and is great for all of your “herb” grinding needs.…
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Beardo HD Printed Ski Masks
The Beardo HD Printed Ski Mask are ski masks that have an HD image printed on them so that it makes you look like…
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She Wants The D Piano T-Shirt
The ‘She Wants The D T-Shirt’ is a humorous sexual innuendo, because, you see, the key on the piano that is highlighted is actually…
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Smoking Mittens
The smoking mittens are mittens that have a hole through the fingers area so that you can slip a cigarette through to your mouth…
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Giant Tiger Head Backpack
No one really needs a tiger head backpack, but who wouldn’t want one? The giant tiger head backpack is a backpack that you can…
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Wooden Bow Tie
The Wooden Bow Tie will officially make you a classy gentleman, it will make your scotch taste smoother, your top hat a little taller,…
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World’s Okayest Brother
Your brother deserves a little recoginition, he is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the…
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World’s Okayest Sister
Your sister deserves a little recognition, she is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the…
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Phone Scarf With Window – Phone Holding Scarf
The iPhone scarf is a scarf that has a pocket with a window in it so that you can see and use your phone…
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Smitten Mittens Hand Holding Gloves
The Smitten Mittens are a set of three mittens that let you hold hands with your lover while wearing mittens, and once worn will…
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Taxi Mittens
In case you have a hard time hailing a taxi, the taxi mittens will assist you in your cab getting duties if your taxi…
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Hairy Hobbit Feet Slippers
Pefect when worn with the Hairy Legs Stockings, the hairy feet slippers are a pair of plush slippers that make it look like you…
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Ask Me Why I’m Lazy Sloth Shirt
It’s a fact that no one hates a sloth, they’re cute, they’re weird, they’re lazy, and they’re awesome. The Ask Me Why I’m Lazy…
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Grammar Police Badge Patch
You’re spelling is fantastic, we all know it, you let us know evertime you read somethin, so why not put a badge onto you’re…
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This Fake Seat-Belt T-Shirt Helps Deter Seat-Belt Tickets
The fake seat-belt t-shirt is a shirt that makes you look like you are wearing a seatbelt, and is great for avoiding seat belt…
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Sloth Sleeping Mask
You live the life of a worthless human during the day, so why not live the life of a worthless animal while you sleep.…
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Fox Face Panties With Ears
The fox face panties with ears is probably the best gift you can get your girlfriend because really it’s just a gift for yourself…
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Morning Head Hair Cap
You’ve woken up in a puddle of your own fecal, your mouth tastes like cottage cheese and pubic hairs, there are two naked men…
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Thuggie Extra Long Hoodie
The thuggie is an extra long hoodie sweatshirt that you wear when you are feeling extra thuggish and just have to express your bitterness…
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Sloth Ring
The sloth is a majestic legend of a creature that is known to be the laziest animal on the planet, and what better place…
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Two Fingered Bicycle Ring
Show everyone your love for bicycles by wrapping your fingers around the wheels of a bike. The two fingered bicycle ring, is a ring…
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8 Months Sober Pregnancy Shirt
How ironic that booze is the primary reason that you are pregnant, and now that you are pregnant, you can not drink the booze.…
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Front Pocket Wallet
The front pocket wallet is a wallet that is curved on one side to easily fit in to your front pocket. No longer will…
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Mini Pillow Cushion Ring
The Pilo-Pilo mini pillow ring is a ring with a small cushion attached to it that you can wear while you’re contemplating life, daydreaming,…
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One Hundred Dollar Bill Towel
It always feels good to wrap yourself in money. With the hundred dollar bill towel you can wrap yourself in money everyday after your…
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Lighter Ring
With the growing rate of lighter stealers out there, the only rationale thing to do now-a-days is just to attach the lighter straight to…
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Dentures Bracelet
Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet.…
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Handmade Leather iPhone Wallet
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch… and phone, these are the things you never leave home without, so why not mix 2 of them together…
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Body Shape Contour Canvas Bag
The contour canvas bag is a bag that gives the illusion of your body curves displaying on the bag you are carrying over your…
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Grass Ring
Made out of sustainable walnut wood and all natural grass that has been dried and preserved, the grass ring is hand made from start…
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Bra Gun Holster
Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all…
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Hairy Legs Stockings
The hairy legs stockings is a product from China that is meant to deter rapists. The hairy legs stockings were trending on China’s microblogging…
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Dress Pant Sweatpants
Finally you can give up on life and let yourself go without letting anyone know about it. The dress pant sweatpants by BetaBrand are…
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