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Bottle Opener Cufflinks
You're in a wedding and you're walking down the aisle. When you arrive at the alter, the priest hands you an ice cold beer, how do you open it? Luckily you're wearing your bottle opener cuff links, just po
$7.46More Info 06/26/2014 6:47 AM -
This Company Makes Air-Conditioned Clothing With Built-In Fans
If you're like me, just reading a book makes you sweat bullets in any room above 70 degrees F. If you don't happen to have control of the air-conditioning at your place of work, or it's just an extra-hot day out, on
$194.95More Info 06/11/2020 10:31 AM -
80's Boombox Messenger Bag
The 80's boombox messenger bag is a man-purse that looks just like an old school boombox that the cool kids would hold upon their shoulders and pump "Whoomp there it is" from it's terrible sounding speaker
$45.00More Info 06/16/2014 3:25 AM -
Pillow Tie: An Inflatable Necktie For Naps At Work
The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to take an emergency nap, assuming you haven't made a bed beneath your desk fully equipped with a compartment for a
$19.95More Info 06/09/2014 8:27 AM -
LEGO Sunglasses
The LEGO sunglasses are a pair of sunglasses that let you attach lego blocks to the frames in any way shape or form so that you can have a different look every day and become the weirdo you've always wanted to be. O
$22.59More Info 06/06/2014 9:45 AM -
WEZEL: Leather Wallet and Phone Stand
The Wezel, aptly named by combining wallet and easel, plus something to do with a weasel, is a quality leather wallet that was made by a guy with a tremendous looking beard which doubles as a stand for your smart ph
$48.00More Info 05/12/2014 5:49 AM -
Archer Suit Long Sleeve T-Shirt Costume
Become Archer anytime you please by putting on the Archer suit long sleeve shirt, which is a t-shirt made to look like an exact replica of Archer's suit. Officially licensed from the TV show, this Archer costume wil
$32.95More Info 05/08/2014 5:27 AM -
Cat In The Crotch Leggings
The cat in the crotch leggings is a pair of women's leggings that has a picture of a pussy cat right near the nether-regions of the woman (or weird man) that is wearing them. Why wear regular leggings that add no
$21.38More Info 05/02/2014 3:18 AM -
Robot Slippers With Sound
The robot slippers are giant bootie style slippers that make robot sounds every time you take a step, and is sure to piss off your wife while putting a smile on your face every time you get up to get a beer. The rob
$23.99More Info 04/28/2014 5:40 AM -
Giant Cat Face Tote Bag
Sometimes you just need to let the world know how much you love cats, and what better way to do so than with a giant cat face purse staring into everyone's souls as they walk past you. These tote bags feature a gian
$19.99More Info 07/17/2017 4:30 PM -
Komono: The One Handed Watch
The Komono is a sleek modern looking hand watch that only has one hand to tell the time with, and unless you're an idiot seems like a brilliant way to open and free up space on the face of the watch, and I'm actuall
$99.00More Info 03/18/2014 10:09 AM -
Wooden Tie
The wooden tie is a tie made of old recycled redwood beams, and will go great with your wooden deck of cards and your wooden iPhone case, plus it's another piece of clothing similar to the wooden bow tie that you ca
$39.99More Info 03/18/2014 3:54 AM -
Money Stacks Backpack
The money stacks backpack is a bag that makes it look like you are carrying around huge stacks of cash within your backpack and is a sure fire way of being robbed at gun point. The Money Stacks backpack will go grea
$79.99More Info 03/14/2014 9:47 AM -
Cheeseburger Graphic Sweatshirt
The cheeseburger sweatshirt is, as you can see, a sweatshirt with a giant graphic print of a greasy cheeseburger on it. For some reason people are fascinated with cheeseburgers, as the amount of cheeseburger product
$65.00More Info 03/14/2014 3:34 AM -
Bottle Opener Sunglasses
The bottle opener sunglasses are a pair of sunglasses that have a bottle opener built right into the frame and are great for people who enjoy drinking bottled beverages while in direct sunlight.Theses sunglasses are
$14.99More Info 03/13/2014 3:38 AM -
Herb Grinder Wrist Watch
The herb grinding watch is a wrist watch that doubles as an "herb" grinder, and is great for all of your "herb" grinding needs. The watch has two pieces, the face of the watch which is detachable, and the wrist band
$59.90More Info 02/26/2014 3:41 AM -
Beardo HD Printed Ski Masks
The Beardo HD Printed Ski Mask are ski masks that have an HD image printed on them so that it makes you look like a dog, or a lion, etc. when you have your goggles over your eyes. The Beardo ski masks come equipped
$29.99More Info 02/20/2014 3:21 AM -
She Wants The D Piano T-Shirt
The 'She Wants The D T-Shirt' is a humorous sexual innuendo, because, you see, the key on the piano that is highlighted is actually the D key, and when you say 'She wants the D', you are usually referring to your ge
$14.99More Info 02/19/2014 10:15 AM -
Smoking Mittens
The smoking mittens are mittens that have a hole through the fingers area so that you can slip a cigarette through to your mouth and smoke it, all while keeping your hands nice and toasty. You've been banished to th
$22.95More Info 02/19/2014 6:15 AM -
Giant Tiger Head Backpack
No one really needs a tiger head backpack, but who wouldn't want one? The giant tiger head backpack is a backpack that you can wear to store your tiger related goods in, and as an added bonus it doubles as a giant t
$30.43More Info 02/18/2014 3:29 AM -
Wooden Bow Tie
The Wooden Bow Tie will officially make you a classy gentleman, it will make your scotch taste smoother, your top hat a little taller, and your monocle fit a little tighter. Brought to you buy Two Guys Bow Ties who
$45.00More Info 02/10/2014 3:19 AM -
World's Okayest Brother
Your brother deserves a little recoginition, he is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the best person neither, so why not get him a t-shirt to recognize his okay
$14.99More Info 02/07/2014 3:21 AM -
World's Okayest Sister
Your sister deserves a little recognition, she is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the best person neither, so why not get her a t-shirt to recognize her okayn
$9.99More Info 02/07/2014 3:21 AM -
Phone Scarf With Window - Phone Holding Scarf
The iPhone scarf is a scarf that has a pocket with a window in it so that you can see and use your phone while out in the cold. No longer will you have to hold your phone like some sort of savage when out on a walk,
$39.99More Info 02/06/2014 3:28 AM -
Smitten Mittens Hand Holding Gloves
The Smitten Mittens are a set of three mittens that let you hold hands with your lover while wearing mittens, and once worn will make everyone look at you like a couple of weirdos. If you are so adament about holdin
$35.00More Info 02/03/2014 6:14 AM -
These Rechargeable Heated Shoe Insoles Will Keep Your Feet Toasty All Winter Long
This cold tundra weather that coming will surely make it hard to do practically anything outdoors or even indoors, especially when you are just sitting in your office, in a chair, not moving. So while you're using y
$79.00More Info 09/17/2020 3:52 PM -
Taxi Mittens
In case you have a hard time hailing a taxi, the taxi mittens will assist you in your cab getting duties if your taxi driver has the eyes of an eagle. The taxi mittens are bright yellow and have the word taxi writte
$30.00More Info 12/31/2013 5:26 AM -
Hairy Hobbit Feet Slippers
Pefect when worn with the Hairy Legs Stockings, the hairy feet slippers are a pair of plush slippers that make it look like you have hobbit feet, and will help distract people from how hairy your knuckles are and ho
$18.75More Info 12/18/2013 5:55 AM -
Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth Shirt
It's a fact that no one hates a sloth, they're cute, they're weird, they're lazy, and they're awesome. The Ask Me Why I'm Lazy shirt is a t-shirt with the aforementioned text on the front, and once someone reads
$18.99More Info 12/06/2013 2:01 AM -
Grammar Police Badge Patch
You're spelling is fantastic, we all know it, you let us know evertime you read somethin, so why not put a badge onto you're jacket that will signify to others that if there in need of spelling asistance or grammer
$5.25More Info 11/26/2013 6:10 AM -
This Fake Seat-Belt T-Shirt Helps Deter Seat-Belt Tickets
The fake seat-belt t-shirt is a shirt that makes you look like you are wearing a seatbelt, and is great for avoiding seat belt tickets from cops that can't tell that it's a t-shirt, or maybe you just like the way a
$26.95More Info 11/18/2013 3:08 AM -
Sloth Sleeping Mask
You live the life of a worthless human during the day, so why not live the life of a worthless animal while you sleep. With the sloth sleeping mask you will appear to be a sloth, the laziest animal in the world to o
$20.00More Info 11/14/2013 10:14 AM -
Fox Face Panties With Ears
The fox face panties with ears is probably the best gift you can get your girlfriend because really it's just a gift for yourself since you get to look at an ass, and foxes which are pretty sweet too. The fox face p
$39.00More Info 11/08/2013 3:25 AM
