Wooden Tie

The wooden tie is a tie made of old recycled redwood beams, and will go great with your wooden deck of cards and your wooden iPhone case, plus it's another piece of clothing similar to the wooden bow tie that you can add to your hipster arsenal. Finally you can stop sifting through your grandpa's pile of old smelly clothing, just strap on the wooden tie and it will serve as beacon of hipsterism that you and your friends can gather around and worship in a cult like fashion. The wooden tie has separate segments of wood that are tied together with a cord, much like the extension cord that your pants are currently being held up with (yes, I am raggin' on your cord). The tie is made in San Francisco, measures 20.5 inches long, is made from real Redwood so each tie may vary, and best of all you don't even have to tie it.