Bottle Opener Cufflinks

You're in a wedding and you're walking down the aisle. When you arrive at the alter, the priest hands you an ice cold beer, how do you open it? Luckily you're wearing your bottle opener cuff links, just pop that baby open, tip that bottom up and drift away into a blissful numbness until this dreadful wedding is over. Made from stainless steel, the bottle opener cuff links are perfect for drunken weddings, drunken black tie events, drunken work meetings, or maybe you just like to play dress up and drink beers by yourself while you sob in front of a mirror. The cufflinks feature swivel bars that allow you to easily remove them, come in a set of two, measure 0.75 inches x 0.75 inches x 0.33 inches each and weigh just 4oz.
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