Smoking Mittens

By Ryan on 02/19/2014 6:15 AM

Smoking Mittens

The smoking mittens are mittens that have a hole through the fingers area so that you can slip a cigarette through to your mouth and smoke it, all while keeping your hands nice and toasty. You've been banished to the outdoors because no one wants to be around you, so you might as well keep warm while you kill yourself, much like a man putting on a jacket before he jumps off the roof of a building; it's quite drafty up there... The smoking mittens are one size fits most (besides the morbidly obese), are unisex, are reversible depending on what hand you prefer to smoke with, are made from 100% cotton with a steel eyelet, and measure 8 inches x 5 inches.

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