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Morning Head Hair Cap

You've woken up in a puddle of your own fecal, your mouth tastes like cottage cheese and pubic hairs, there are two naked men beside you, you feel violated, insecure, deathly ill, and a little curious about your sex

$8.00
More Info 10/15/2013 6:47 AM
These Ingenious Beer Mittens Keep Your Hands Warm While Keeping Your Beer Cold

Drinking booze in the winter is a complicated task. You need to keep your hands warm, and you need to keep your beer cold, but when you hold your beer with your bare hand, your beer gets warm, and your hand gets col

$14.99
More Info 11/29/2021 12:25 PM
Thuggie Extra Long Hoodie

The thuggie is an extra long hoodie sweatshirt that you wear when you are feeling extra thuggish and just have to express your bitterness towards the world by taking it out on every one else that looks at you throug

$85.00
More Info 10/11/2013 2:01 AM
Sloth Ring

The sloth is a majestic legend of a creature that is known to be the laziest animal on the planet, and what better place for a sloth to lounge, then on your finger. The sloth ring is a custom made ring that is basic

$20.00
More Info 10/02/2013 10:02 AM
These Bear Track Shoes Create Giant Animal Prints In Snow or Mud

The bear track shoes have a mold on the bottom of them so that when you walk in snow a bear foot track will be imprinted into the snow, and most likely scare the shit out of anyone that sees it. Designed by Canadian

More Info 12/29/2021 12:35 AM
Two Fingered Bicycle Ring

Show everyone your love for bicycles by wrapping your fingers around the wheels of a bike. The two fingered bicycle ring, is a ring in the shape of a bicycle, where the wheels of the bike act as the circles that enc

$28.00
More Info 09/16/2013 11:39 AM
8 Months Sober Pregnancy Shirt

How ironic that booze is the primary reason that you are pregnant, and now that you are pregnant, you can not drink the booze. Let the world know of your terrible life of sobriety with the 8 Months Sober pregnancy t

$25.00
More Info 09/13/2013 1:58 PM
Building Block Slippers

Nobody likes stepping on Legos, they're probably the sharpest toys in the world. If only there was a way to deter the pain when stepping across a floor that's filled with these sharp edged building toys! Sure you co

$13.99
More Info 06/03/2018 1:43 PM
Front Pocket Wallet

The front pocket wallet is a wallet that is curved on one side to easily fit in to your front pocket. No longer will you have to get a new wallet every time you walk down a street in Beijing. Just put your wallet ea

$28.29
More Info 08/28/2013 10:01 AM
Mini Pillow Cushion Ring

The Pilo-Pilo mini pillow ring is a ring with a small cushion attached to it that you can wear while you're contemplating life, daydreaming, or taking a mid-afternoon nap at your desk. The small cushion attached to

$45.00
More Info 08/23/2013 10:02 AM
One Hundred Dollar Bill Towel

It always feels good to wrap yourself in money. With the hundred dollar bill towel you can wrap yourself in money everyday after your shower or after a day at the beach. Personally I use money to blow my nose, and w

$10.99
More Info 08/23/2013 6:01 AM
Lighter Ring

With the growing rate of lighter stealers out there, the only rationale thing to do now-a-days is just to attach the lighter straight to your body, so that no one can borrow and therefore steal it. The Lighter Ring,

$9.50
More Info 08/20/2013 10:01 AM
Dentures Bracelet

Feeling as though our posts lately haven't quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet. The dentures bracelet is a bracelet of teeth that you wear around your wrist as if you

$135.00
More Info 08/08/2013 2:01 PM
Handmade Leather iPhone Wallet

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch... and phone, these are the things you never leave home without, so why not mix 2 of them together to save space in your ever shortening pockets. The Leather iPhone Wallet co

$99.00
More Info 07/25/2013 6:01 AM
Shark Bite Swimsuit - Best Mama Shark Costume

If you're looking for a mama shark Halloween costume, but would rather show some more skin than most shark costumes are able to, the shark bite swimsuit costume might be for you! It's a one piece women's swimsu

$19.88
More Info 10/22/2018 11:16 AM
Body Shape Contour Canvas Bag

The contour canvas bag is a bag that gives the illusion of your body curves displaying on the bag you are carrying over your shoulders. This body shape bag is great for people who have a similar body shape to that w

$49.95
More Info 07/22/2013 2:01 PM
Grass Ring

Made out of sustainable walnut wood and all natural grass that has been dried and preserved, the grass ring is hand made from start to finish, and is sure to impress the hippy girls at the next musical festival you

$54.00
More Info 07/09/2013 2:01 AM
These Amazing Shark Socks Are Made To Look Like They're Biting Your Feet

When looking for socks, the majority of the time you're wanting some style, but mostly comfort! But then there are those times, you want coziness mixed with quirkiness. That's exactly where these shark bite socks si

$9.99
More Info 07/31/2019 11:15 AM
Bra Gun Holster

Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all three questions, you may just need to purhase the Bra Gun Holster. The Bra Gun Strap works with a plethor

$49.99
More Info 06/27/2013 2:01 AM
Hairy Legs Stockings

The hairy legs stockings is a product from China that is meant to deter rapists. The hairy legs stockings were trending on China's microblogging service Sina Weibo (similar to Twitter), and we have been unable to ga

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More Info 06/19/2013 2:01 AM
Dress Pant Sweatpants

Finally you can give up on life and let yourself go without letting anyone know about it. The dress pant sweatpants by BetaBrand are made to look like a fine charcoal wool set of trousers but if you look closer, it'

$108.00
More Info 06/06/2013 2:01 AM
Censor Block Sunglasses

Whether you are hiding your face from from the paparazzi because you are so popular, or shielding your hideous face from society because it is so grotesque, the Censor Block Sunglasses are for you. Theses

$9.99
More Info 06/04/2013 10:02 AM
Apron Cooking Cheat Sheet

The Apron Cooking Guide is an apron that has text printed on it upside down so that you can look at it to get help while you cook, including numeric cooking conversions, cooking times, roasting times, freezing instr

$20.13
More Info 06/02/2013 10:28 AM
Sun Dial Ring

If you ever find yourself stranded in the wilderness with no phone, no tablet, no laptop, no watch, and no calendar, take solace in the fact that you will be able to find out what month it is using the new Sun Dial

$24.99
More Info 05/30/2013 3:04 PM
16GB Flash Memory Drive Bracelet

This flash drive wirstband is a 16GB flash drive that securely wraps around your wrist as a bracelet so that you can carry around your data at all times. The bracelet is made from flexible silicon and measures 8.5"

$14.39
More Info 05/29/2013 11:34 AM
1970s Hairy Chest T-Shirt

The Faux Real Boys 1970's Hairy Chest T-Shirt is for boys aged 2-7 and is sure to be a hit with the ladies. Sporting the fluffed hamburger meat protruding from the collar, the gold peace chain necklace, the ultra re

$25.00
More Info 05/27/2013 4:25 PM
Grass Sandals Give The Feeling of Walking On Freshly Cut Grass Everywhere You Go

You know that feeling of stepping onto fresh cut grass in your barefoot? There's really nothing quit like it, just ask Hank Hill. Well, now you can walk on that fresh grass everywhere you go with these unique sandal

$15.99
More Info 04/02/2019 7:31 PM
Follow Me Bring Beer Sand Imprint Sandals

The Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops have text on the bottom of the sandals that imprint words in the sand as you walk. These sandals are a great way to get a laugh at the beach, or attract a new stalker. The brin

$25.00
More Info 05/19/2013 11:21 AM
Sexy Black Lingerie Apron

Cook your man his dinner with some class, and wear the sexy lingerie apron while your slaving away at that meal. What will be even sexier is when you are done cooking, you do the dishes while wearing the apron, and

$14.33
More Info 05/16/2013 6:03 AM
Slit Wrist Bracelet

Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that's "cool" now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy enamel, the slit wrist bracelet is sure to get you accept

$29.12
More Info 05/14/2013 1:34 AM
Solar Charging Backpack

Charge your laptop, tablet, phone or any electronics while wearing the Voltaic Solar Charging Backpack. The backpack uses 4 watts of solar power, includes a 3,000 mAh battery, and adapters to pretty much any de

$229.00
More Info 05/11/2013 7:42 AM
Hairy Chest Tie

Show off your burly man chest, and that bewhiskered treasure trail with the Hairy Chest and Stomach Tie. Discharge your pheremones while you wear this at work, and make yourself irresistible to the ladies, and possi

$22.95
More Info 06/13/2021 2:52 PM
Bear Feet Slippers

The Bear feet slippers fit Mens shoes 9 to 12 and womens feet sized 7 to 9. Slip into Homer Simpson's favorite pair of slippers while you laze on your couch in your underwear, strangling your son, while resting your

$17.53
More Info 05/08/2013 7:14 PM