Morning Head Hair Cap

You've woken up in a puddle of your own fecal, your mouth tastes like cottage cheese and pubic hairs, there are two naked men beside you, you feel violated, insecure, deathly ill, and a little curious about your sexuality. You have to work in 10 minutes, your hair is filled with poop juice, urine, and other questionable substances, what do you do? Luckily you brought with your Morninghead hair cap, which will cure your bed head hair in seconds.

The Morninghead hair cap, is a device that looks similar to a shower cap that you fill with water, put it on your head, for a few seconds, and it will instantly give you wet hair that you can style in a manner of your liking. To use the Morning Head hair cap just add 2/3 cup of water, put it on your head, massage for a few seconds, and you are left with hair resembling a male model, but will probably not fix your taint-smelling breath.

Check out the MorningHead hair cap in action via the video below.