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Portion Control Meal Measurement Tool
Are you a fatty and can't control the amount of food you intake per meal? Do you eat until you are full, not eat until you are done? Do you spend hours on the toilet each day and wonder why? Well the Meal Measure po
$7.50More Info 09/25/2013 2:01 AM -
Mustache Flask
The mustache flask is a booze flask that's bottom is shaped like a mustache, so that when you take a drink from it, it will appear as if you have a mustache, and if you already have a mustache, it will appear as if
$14.99More Info 09/24/2013 2:01 AM -
Hummingbird Corkscrew Wine Opener
Imagine a hummingbird gracefully and eloquently gracing you with it's presence, then softly it flutters over to your bottle of wine your about to drink, and while perching on the top of it, it sticks its little need
$78.00More Info 09/17/2013 2:02 PM -
Butter Saver Cap
No longer will you have to find some tupperware, plastic cling wrap, or heaven forbid, fold the butter packing over the open area. The butter saver cap is a small plastic cap that you put over your half used stick o
$3.99More Info 09/16/2013 2:20 PM -
Legless Pirate Corkscrew Bottle Opener
The legless pirate corkscrew and bottle opener, is a bottle opener shaped like a pirate that has one leg, which is the corkscrew, and even has a pirate bandana, an eye patch, an earing, a beard, and even sneaks in a
$12.68More Info 09/12/2013 10:01 AM -
Muffin Top Jeans Muffin Molds (Set of 4)
Have you tried on a pair of old jeans lately? The ones that are probably 3-4 sizes too small? Go ahead and try them on real quick, and come on back. I'll wait. Did you see how there are certain parts of your skin th
$9.72More Info 08/09/2019 9:01 AM -
Beer Tracking Bottle Opener
The beer tracking bottle opener is a bottle opener that has a screen on it that counts how many beers you have opened, and therefore drank, and is great for alcoholics to keep track of how boozed up they are, high s
$7.96More Info 09/10/2013 1:56 PM -
Edible Spray Paint
Is the crap you eat not unhealthy enough for you? When you are shoveling candy into your disgustingly fat mouth, are you thinking, I could probably somehow be getting fatter faster. Well no longer do you have to pai
$8.15More Info 09/09/2013 2:33 PM -
Cookie Face Mug
The cookie face mug is a coffee mug that looks like a face with an open mouth where you can store your cookies, since like you and most other fatties need a load of cookies to start each day off right. The cookie
$18.00More Info 09/08/2013 2:01 AM -
These Arctic Ice Molds Show Polar Bears and Penguins Walking On Glaciers
Is there anyone who doesn't love penguins and polar bears? Maybe someone who's been attacked by one, but everyone else should love these soft cuddly creatures that offer nothing but love, except when devouring baby
$9.99More Info 03/23/2018 12:55 PM -
Split Decision Pie Pan Makes Two Different Pie Flavors At Once
Sometimes it's hard to decide, should I eat an entire cherry pie? Or should I eat an entire french silk pie? Such questions usually end with me just eating half of each, and then the other two halves the next day. W
$11.53More Info 04/02/2017 7:29 PM -
Sunnyside Egg Mold
The sunnyside egg mold is a silicone egg shaper that makes your eggs resemble a cloud and a sun, and is sure to brighten up your otherwise depressing, suicidal thought filled day. The way it works is you put the egg
$9.50More Info 08/26/2013 10:01 AM -
Magic Tap Milk Dispenser
Pouring milk is quite hard. You have to pick up that heavy jug, pour it into a glass or bowl, screw the cap back on, and haul it all the way over back to the fridge. There must be an easier way for lazy people like
$6.83More Info 11/22/2017 4:33 PM -
Leaf Shaped Silicone Pocket Cup
The leaf shaped pocket cup is a small silicone foldable cup that you can fit in your pocket, purse, backpack, or fanny pack, that you can take out whenever you need a drink of milk, assuming you also carry around mi
$12.00More Info 08/23/2013 2:01 AM -
Beer Bottle Plate On The Go
Now you can eat, drink, stand, and have an open arm to shovel greasy food into your disgusting mouth with the beer bottle plate. The beer bottle plate has an open circle in the middle of it so that you can hold the
$16.99More Info 08/22/2013 10:00 AM -
Food Huggers Fruit and Veggie Savers
When was the last time you ate a vegetable or a fruit? It doesn't count when it was on top of a greasy pizza. I know it's hard to consider, but think about if you were to ever eat something and not finish it all in
$19.00More Info 08/22/2013 2:01 AM -
Hanging Refrigerator Wine Holder
Your refrigerator space is very important to you, we get it. You need room your food, but still want room to chill your wine for those odd times you don't buy it in a box. This hanging refrigerator wine rack will al
$6.95More Info 02/28/2018 6:36 PM -
OCD Cutting Board - Obsessive Chef Cutting Board
The OCD cutting board is here for all of the obsessive compulsive chefs out there, which allows you to precisely measure each item that you cut using the grid line measurements printed onto the cutting board. I find
$27.00More Info 06/17/2017 8:44 AM -
You Have Just Been Poisoned Drinking Glass
The "You Have Just Been Poisoned" drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words "You Have Just Been Poisoned" sketched into the bottom of the glass, so that once they are done drinking their poison, the glass
$6.00More Info 08/19/2013 9:34 AM -
Hidden Tie Flask
No longer will you have to sit through those dreaded boring meetings sober. With the flask tie just fill up the tie you are wearing with your favorite hard alcohol before work, and before you know it, it will either
$24.95More Info 08/13/2013 6:01 AM -
I Could Eat A Horse Pasta Measurer
Sometimes it's hard to measure the correct amount of pasta for the amount of people about to consume it. The I could eat a horse pasta measurer, lets you measure out your pasta in 4 different portions. Child size, m
$24.50More Info 08/12/2013 2:25 AM -
Milk Pitcher With Cow Udders
The pitcher with udders is, you guessed it, a pitcher that has an inner lining resembling cow udders, and is great for drinking milk, or using for a creamer cup, but is terribly useless and wouldn't make any sense f
$15.11More Info 08/09/2013 2:02 PM -
Waterless Hard Boiled Egg Toaster
The Eggxactly is basically a toaster for eggs that lets you make hard boiled eggs without using boiling water in a pan, and uses 1% of the energy it would normally take using a pan and water. With the water free egg
$38.83More Info 08/09/2013 10:01 AM -
Taco Plates
Sometimes the simplest of things make the greatest enhancements to mankinds struggle on this organic spaceship that circles the sun. Humans have struggled with trying to balance deep fried tortillas upright on their
$14.95More Info 08/08/2013 10:01 AM -
Air Cork Wine Preserver
I heard from someone that people will occasionally not finish a bottle of wine after they open it, and try to save the wine for a later date. Although this practice seems foreign and odd to me, if this unfortunate e
$20.14More Info 08/08/2013 2:01 AM -
Hidden Tampon Flask
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports events, music festivals, concerts, church, etc... The tampon flask comes in a pack of 5 tampon
$15.99More Info 08/07/2013 2:02 AM -
Chalkboard Beer Mug
The chalkboard beer mug is a tall beer mug that has a chalkbaord surface that you can write on with chalk. No longer will you forget who's drink is whose, just write your name on it, go to the bathroom, and creeper
$19.95More Info 08/06/2013 2:01 AM -
Condiment Gun: Squirts Ketchup and Mustard With the Pull of a Trigger
Having to squirt your ketchup and mustard onto your foods using just the bottle is quite boring. What if there were a more fun way of doing thus mundane activity? This condiment gun is the solution. It's a cond
$14.95More Info 11/29/2018 2:28 PM -
GrOpener One Handed Bottle Opener
No the GrOpener is not some creepy groping device, it's a bottle opener that allows you to open bottles of beer with one hand. Why waste fractions of a second to take time away from your other hand, whatever it
$16.00More Info 07/31/2013 2:01 AM -
Dinosaur Corn Cob Holders
What do you call a corn cob holding dinosaur? A corncobholdersau... Ok that joke is just not going to work. The Dinosaur Corn Cob Holders were designed by Lana Flippone and are certainly an extravagant, and fla
$27.99More Info 07/30/2013 10:01 AM -
Pronged Onion Holder Helps Slice Onions Quickly and Easily
When not weeping a 1/4 gallon of tears when slicing onions, I'm usually mashing them up since they don't stay together very easily once you start slicing them. If only there was a way to hold the onion in place whil
$12.95More Info 04/11/2019 8:42 AM -
Spinning Top Cognac Glasses
The spinning top cognac glasses are a set of glasses where the bottom of the glass is shaped as a top and when you set it down it will spin around, releasing that sweet sweet aroma of your cognac. The spinning top g
$50.00More Info 07/23/2013 6:01 AM -
Trongs: Mini Finger Tongs Keep Your Hands Clean While Eating Messy Foods
Whenever I (or really anyone I assume) eat wings, my fingers and hands look like I've been stirring a tub of sauce elbow deep for an hour straight. As a neat-freak eater, I don't like eating foods that make my
$11.29More Info 03/16/2021 3:56 PM
