Beer Tracking Bottle Opener

The beer tracking bottle opener is a bottle opener that has a screen on it that counts how many beers you have opened, and therefore drank, and is great for alcoholics to keep track of how boozed up they are, high school kids to brag about the three beers they drank, or wifes to keep track of how many beers there fat husband has drank. But who's to say the husband didn't use a different opener, or drank a can of beer. The beer tracking bottle opener is a great unique gift for any beer drinking connoisseur. The beer tracking bottle opener will go to sleep after 15 seconds of inactivity, and is sure to leave your mornings full of regret.