Bearded Ski Mask

Bearded Ski Mask

With the Beardski ski mask you can keep your face warm and look like a burly mountain man at the same time. Those black…
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Push Button Light Switch

Push Button Light Switch

Replace your run-of-the-mill toggle light switches with these push button light switches to give your a house a little character, otherwise your house will…
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Brass Knuckle Taser

Brass Knuckle Taser

Fend off your thieves and attackers with ease with the brass knuckles stun gun. The knuckles have a nice rubber coating, so while your stunning…
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All Edges Brownie Pan

All Edges Brownie Pan

With the all edges brownie pan, every piece of brownie piece in the pan is an edge. That crispy, buttery, warm, edge, just melting…
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Electrical Outlet Node

Electrical Outlet Node

The electrical outlet node does away with your run-of-the-mill wall outlet, and basically connects a power strip straight to your wall. This would be…
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iPhone Privacy Screen

iPhone Privacy Screen

Often times it’s quite awkward while I watch porn on my iPhone in public, especially for the guy sitting next to me on the…
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Portable Sauna

Portable Sauna

Besides looking really cool while using the portable sauna, buying a portable sauna is also a great way to get divorced by your husband,…
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Table Saw Cake Knife

Table Saw Cake Knife

The table saw cake knife is sure to spice up your cake eating parties. Note to women: Please don’t use this on your phallic…
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Frog Head Oven Mitt

Frog Head Oven Mitt

If you like cooking, and you like frogs, then you will probably enjoy the frog head oven mitt. If you don’t like cooking or…
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Jumbo Mustache

Jumbo Mustache

This huge mustache brings a whole new meaning to the term mustache ride. The jumbo handlebar mustache is 16” long, and is sure to…
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Word Clock

Word Clock

We know learning to tell time is a difficult thing, thats why this clcok will show you in words what time it is, although…
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Candle Rope

Candle Rope

This coiled rope candle self extinguishes when the fire reaches the clip, and will burn for up to 48 hours. Every 3 inches of…
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Poop Soap

Poop Soap

Why use a regular, white, clean, bar of soap, that maybe has a hair on it, when you can grasp your filthy hands around…
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Stoner City Board Game

Stoner City Board Game

Each player tries to build their own marijuana empire, and the player with the most weed at the end of the game wins. Kicker: A…
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Military Grade Lighter

Military Grade Lighter

This lighter can withstand 70-80 mph of wind, is good for up to 30,000 iginitions, and is made of elastomer armour so it has…
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Glass Transparent Toaster

Glass Transparent Toaster

Watch your toast toast with this see through glass toaster. Although it’s just a concept, I would probably cash in my life savings, and…
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