Awkward Family Photos 2016 Calendar (Day-To-Day)
If the pooping dogs 2016 calendar wasn’t your style, maybe a calendar of awkward family photos will be more-so up your alley. Each day…
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Stupid Gift Ideas
Really Shit Coffee Is Coffee That Tastes Like Absolute Shit
If you’re looking for a creamy, rich, and delicious blend of coffee, you’ve come to wrong place. Really Shit Coffee is a bag of…
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NES Nintendo Controller Soap (2 Pack)
You’ve got that thick nerd grease that’s attached to your skin for what you thought a was just a permanent thing. That is until now.…
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Mistletoe Drone: A Flying Christmas Drone Made Of Mistletoe
While you’re at Christmas parties this year you’d like to remain under that mistletoe all night so you don’t miss out on any smooches…
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Nunchuck Pens Allow You To Be a Ninja and Take Notes At The Same Time
When I was in school I had such bad ADD that anything and everything would distract me from paying attention in class, including a…
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‘Freck Yourself’ Gives You Semi-Permanent Freckles
Freck Yourself is a new semi-permanent freckle cosmetic that will give you realistic looking freckles that will last for up to 2 days. Maybe…
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Thanksgiving Brown Turkey Hat – Because Why Not?
There seems to be all sorts of Christmas decorations that you can place in and outside of your home, Christmas apparel and fashion accessories…
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Spongebob SquarePants Adult Sized Onesie Pajamas
In today’s “Apparently This Is a Thing” product, we have these adult sized Spongebob Squarepants pajamas that are actually a onesie which covers pretty…
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These Lego Slippers Ensure You’ll Never Injure Your Feet Stepping On Legos Again
To help parents with young-ones who often leave sharp LEGO blocks scattered around the floor, LEGO has created these LEGO slippers to help soften…
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Giant Koozie For Your 40 oz Beer
Why do all the smaller regular sized beer cans and bottles get all the love for koozies, when you’re stuck drinking your 40 oz…
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Clip-In Man Bun
Ok, when I said that the Emoji Keyboard signified the end of an educated and cultured civilization, I was apparently right, because look what…
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Giant Shrimp Travel Neck Pillow
Why would anyone purchase a regular travel neck pillow when you can purchase a travel pillow that looks like a giant shrimp. Not only…
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Koozie Flashlight
It’s not easy holding a flashlight when you’re busy drinking a beer. Luckily this beer koozie has an LED flashlight right on the front…
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The Emoji Keyboard
Does the Emoji Keyboard signify the end of the civilized, cultured, and educated world as we know it? Most likely. But do I want…
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Toilet Yoga Book
Aptly named ‘Toilet Yoga (Because Sometimes Sh*t Doesn’t Happen)’, this book demonstrates poses and maneuvers that will help you poop if you’re having trouble…
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Prescription Pill Bottle Beer Bottle Opener
Sometimes you just have to prescribe yourself some beer. This beer bottle opener looks just like a prescription pill bottle, except the bottom of…
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This Punching Bag Is Actually a Laundry Bag Filled With Your Dirty Clothes
I’ve been living out of my hamper for probably the last 2 years. Sure, I have drawers that could be filled with clean folded…
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Wish You Were Beer Pink Floyd T-Shirt
Parodying Pink Floyd, arguably the best band ever, this t-shirt reads “Wish You Were Beer”, of course taken from the famous song “Wish You…
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Howling Wolf Mask
Perfect for recreating the famous Three Wolf Moon Shirt, the howling wolf mask, is a realistic mask that makes you look like a howling…
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Portable Pizza Pouch: A Pizza Slice Holding Lanyard
Aptly named the Portable Pizza Pouch, this lanyard is able to hold a slice of pizza around your neck. Perfect for when your hands…
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Knob Gobbler Protects Your Doors From Damaging Your Walls
With probably one of the best product names in existence, the Knob Gobbler is a device that not only protects your doors from damaging…
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Selfie Spoon
Does it mark the beginning of the end of the world? Or does it mark the beginning of fabulously fashionable cereal eating? The Selfie…
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Toilet Paper Dispenser With Matchbox Holder
We all have those smelly poops that need one of three things, a fan the power of a thousand suns to suck the all…
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Twinkle Tush Covers Your Cat’s Butt With A Jewel
The Twinkle Tush is essentially a little necklace that you can wrap around the base of your cats tail that has a little jewel…
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Extra Long Extendable Fork
The extendable fork is a regular sized fork that can extend to up to 2 feet long and is great for when your brother…
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Giant Man Hands Gloves
“She had man-hands!”The man hands are giant oversized man hands that you can wear like gloves to make yourself look like a silly person…
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Cheeseburger Graphic Sweatshirt
The cheeseburger sweatshirt is, as you can see, a sweatshirt with a giant graphic print of a greasy cheeseburger on it. For some reason…
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Wad Of Cash Wallet
The Wad of Cash Wallet is a wallet that makes it look like your’re carrying around a wad of 100 dollar bills that have…
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Gold Medal Bottle Opener
The gold medal bottle opener is great for cracking open a few beers while watching the Olympics, first of all you don’t have to…
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Nose iPhone Case
The Hana Nose iPhone Case is a case for your iPhone that has a giant nose on the back of it, and is not…
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‘See You In My Dreams’ Nicolas Cage Pillow Case
Fall asleep each night with the one true God, Nicolas Cage, as he slowly lulls you to sleep until you appear in his dreams,…
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Brazilian Back Hair Removal Cape
Are you one of those unfortunate individuals that was born with Hairy Walrus Syndrome? Are you sick of being laughed at while at the…
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Smitten Mittens Hand Holding Gloves
The Smitten Mittens are a set of three mittens that let you hold hands with your lover while wearing mittens, and once worn will…
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