Bacon Bookmark
What better way to keep your spot in your book than with a slab of wet meat. Although not actually wet, the bacon bookmark…
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Stupid Gift Ideas
Donald Trump Pinata
You’ve seen the Donald Trump toilet paper, and you’ve seen the Donald Trump cat scratcher, now its time to allow you to actually beat…
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Pop-Tarts iPhone Case
If you’re one of those people that get a hankering for a snack in the middle of the day but don’t actually want to…
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Reading Rambo T-Shirt
If you think about it Geordi La Forge is pretty similar to Rambo, what with all the Borg, Romulans and Cardassians he’s slayed over…
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Know Thy Nuts: A Scrotum Shaped Bar of Soap On a Rope
Although testicular cancer month has just passed, we’ll post this anyway. Know Thy Nuts is a scrotum shaped bar of soap that’s attached to…
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Frame-a-Friend Kit: Random Evidence To Make a Friend Think They Committed a Crime
The frame-a-friend kit is essentially just a bunch of damning evidence that you can scatter around someones room to make them think they’ve committed…
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Earplugs That Make It Look Like a Long Wiener Dog Is Inside Your Head
Ever wonder what it would look like if a super tiny and extremely long wiener dog crawled into your ear and out the other?…
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Pizza Frisbee
Often times when I’m spinning mad disc, I get the hankering for some pizza. But since I rip disc so often, I would be…
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Vladimir Putin Riding a Bear Action Figure
We’ve seen the Bernie Sanders action figure, along with the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, and now we have Vladimir Putin with his very own action…
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This Waving Queen Is Powered By a Small Solar Panel
This tiny replica of the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II has a litle robot hand that continuously waves back and forth. The hand…
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Baguette Bag Is a Slim Tall Shoulder Bag To Safely Transport Your Baguette
Need a shoulder bag to carry your baguette home from the grocery store or bakery? Assuming the only thing you bought there was a…
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This Bomb T-Shirt Makes It Look Like You’re Wearing Dynamite Around Your Body
If there was ever a t-shirt that you’d never want to wear to an airport, train station, or wedding, it would probably be this…
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This Useless Light Switch Turns Itself Off Immediately – Prank Light Switch
Some people are so green that they don’t even trust themselves to use their electricity properly. This light switch will immediately turn itself off…
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Spring-Loaded Glitter Bomb You Can Send Through The Mail
Sure, you can mail someone elephant poop through the mail, a bag of dicks through the mail, or even an envelope of mayonnaise through…
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Germaphobe’s Door Opener Key-Chain
The Aopun is a small key-chain that you can carry around and use to open doors for you if you happen to be a…
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Cat and Dog Headrest Pillows For Your Car
Sometimes on long car rides it’s nice to have something placed on the back of your neck so that you’re able to comfortably place…
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Pizza Slice Night Light
This pizza night light features a mini slice of pizza that’s attached to s greasy paper plate, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
When it comes to toilet paper, you really have a wide variety of choices of wiping your leftover feces onto the faces of politicians.…
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Nicolas Cage Face Stamp
Sometimes we come across products that are so simple, yet in their simplicity, they are among the top products we feature. This Nicolas cage…
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Bernie Sanders Action Figure
We saw the Hilary Clinton action figure and the Barack Obama action figure come out a few years ago, and we’ve seen the Hilary…
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IllumiBowl Is a Night Light For Your Toilet
The IllumiBowl is a device that attaches to your toilet and illuminates the inside of the bowl with a color of your choice. A…
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Bike Balls: A Light-Up Scrotum You Hang From Your Bicycle Seat
Bike safety is important. Cars need to see where you are, and what better way to signal to them that you’re on the road…
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Upside Down Wine Glass
This wine glass is made to be upside down so that the wine is stored in what would normally be the top of the…
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Hug These Cute Creature Cushions While You Type To Protect Your Wrists
Japan is back at it again. I think they are just in a constant grind of trying to figure out the weirdest products they…
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500 Pre-Made Paper Airplanes
Paper airplanes are great and all, but taking 30 seconds out of my day to make one isn’t likely to happen. Well luckily this…
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This Van Gogh Mug Removes His Ear When Hot Liquid Is Added
This coffee mug has an image of the artist Vincent Van Gogh on it that changes whenever you put hot liquid inside of it.…
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The Star Wars Bouquet: A Valentines Gift For the Geek In Your Life
Valentine’s Day is coming. What have you gotten your girlfriend? Flowers? Bad choice! They will be in the garbage within 24 hours? A card?…
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Unicorn Poop Lip Balm
Sometimes it’s nice to have a real quality product that you know is going to help you, like when a Chapstick container tells you…
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There’s a WIndex Bottle Shaped iPhone Case, And We Weirdly Want One
The Windex phone case is an iPhone 6 case that looks just like a spray bottle of window cleaner. Moschino, a fashion design company…
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Your Ticket To Poundtown Condom With Map
There’s nothing more romantic than when a man and a woman are about to join arms in coitus, when the female asks the male…
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Wood Stump Slippers
There’s nothing quite like sticking your feet into the soft loving embrace of a stump of wood. Just think of how warm your feet…
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The iKamper Room In Room Is A Tent For Your Mattress
Hate the outdoors but love the idea of sleeping in a tent? The iKamper is a tent that attaches right to your mattress so…
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This Prank Pregnancy Test Always Shows Positive
Pregnancy tests are probably the scariest test for a man to go through. STD tests are nothing compared to pregnancy tests. What’s a lifetime…
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