Predator ‘You Son of a Bitch’ Patch
Taken from the classic scene from Predator where our hero Arnold Schwarzenegger has a fierce yet somewhat homosexual floating handshake arm wrestling match with…
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Funny Gift Ideas
Funny people are sometimes tough to buy gifts for because they usually one-up you when they give you a gift. Well no longer will that be the case, now that you’ve found this page filled with hilarious and quirky gifts that will surely make anyone laugh uncontrollably upon receiving. This gift guide is a vast catalog filled with unique gifts that are superbly funny which you won’t find in your general or retail stores. By default the gifts are sorted my our most popular items, which you can change and sort by price, or date if you like. You can also search the gifts by price range, and even combine another tag from our system to filter the gifts even further to your liking.
The Dr. Dreidel
The Dr. Dreidel is what comes from mixing Hanukkah with Hip-Hop music, and really serves no purpose other than being completely awesome. The dreidel…
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Fat Hairy Guy In Ugly Christmas Sweater Graphic T-Shirt
Too lazy to go out to a thrift store to purchase that ugly Christmas sweater for the party you’re going to this year? Well…
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Santaur Christmas Tree Ornament
The Santaur is a Christmas tree ornament that is Santa in centaur form, which is the head, arms, and torso of Santa Clause, with…
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I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
You’ve grown up, become a big boy, got a full time job, and became a sheep to the man. Now the only drug you…
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This Fat Guy Will Rub Condiments On His Chest For A Birthday Video
A perfect birthday gift for a friend that lives far away, or maybe you just don’t like them that much, this guy will record…
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Pooping Dogs Calendar 2015
The Pooping Dogs Calendar is a calendar that features a new beautiful photo of a dog pooping each month. Perfect for dog owners, dog…
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Giant 5 Pound Stress Ball
The giant stress and sensory ball is a huge 5 pound squishy ball that will help you squash that stress at work. Maybe you’re…
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Provocative Drink Coasters
The provocative drink coasters are exactly what they look and sound like, drink coasters with sayings on them that attempt to get your drink…
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Puking Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater
If the humping reindeer ugly sweater wasn’t enough for you, how about this puking reindeer sweater, which coincidentally depicts what you’ll be doing in a…
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Moving Cat Tail Rear Window Wiper Decal
Cat Tail Window Decal is a sticker that you attach to the rear window on your car and attach it under your rear window wiper (assuming…
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Black Electrical Tape With a Stripe Around It
Black electrical tape is the one of the biggest culprits among the tape community that infringes on our right to see where the end…
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Bandages With Pictures of Severe Injuries On Them
BOO-BOOS are bandages that have images of some pretty gruesome injuries on them to make your injuries look much worse than they actually are.…
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Bill Murray Shower Curtain
Featuring a profile of Bill Murray as what looks to be a General from the Civil War, the Bill Murray shower curtain is perfect…
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Humping Reindeer Threesome Ugly Christmas Sweater
You know those light up reindeer people place in their yards that are just made from wiring and some lights? As a young stallion…
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Chubby Single And Ready For A Pringle T-Shirt
Why do you think they make the can so thin when their biggest clientele is the chubby and obese with much fatter hands than…
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Furry Cat Clutch Purse
The furry cat purse is a creepy looking clutch that is basically a square furry purse that has a face of a cat in…
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Polaroid Camera Toilet Paper Dispenser
The Polaroll is a toilet paper dispenser that looks just like a Polaroid camera, and is perfect for turning your bathroom into a fun…
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ASIMO Robot Costume
You’re probably familiar with the robot called ASIMO that Honda has made that is more intelligent than you, pours a drink less shakey than…
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Beerd: A Koozie That Gives Your Beer a Beard
The Beerd is a koozie for your can that makes your beer look like it has a beard, and not only will it keep…
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Cheeseburger Bean Bag Chair
Finally you have a spot to devour your greasy cheeseburgers in peace. Simply place the cheeseburger bean bag chair in the corner of your…
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Diva With Afro Dish-Washing Sponge
The diva washing-up sponge is a dish-washing sponge that is a diva with an afro and is sure to put a little soul back…
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Cat Explosion T-Shirt
It’s a well known fact that bad-asses don’t turn around to look at explosions happening behind them as they walk away from it, well…
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Kim Jong-Un Cat Scratching Post
The Kim Jong-Un Cat Scratching Post is a lifesize replica of Kim Jong Un made into a post for you cat to scratch, and…
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Freddy Krueger Dog Costume
It’s getting to be that time of year again when your main goal in life is to make your dog look as stupid as…
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Pimp Grillz Baby Pacifier
The pimp grillz baby pacifier is a baby pacifier that will make your baby look like he/she has grillz on their teeth similar to…
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Hidden Message Fuck Off T-Shirt
This t-shirt has a hidden message on it, when just looking at it straight it just says some gibberish “EIIGY POCR OFF”, but when…
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Nokia Brick Phone iPhone Case
Do you miss your old Nokia brick phone? Do you miss playing “Snake”, AKA the greatest phone game of all time? Well although you can’t…
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Birdhouse That Looks Like a CCTV Security Camera
The CCTV Birdhouse is a birdhouse that looks just like a CCTV security camera, and is sure to keep those pesky criminals away, and…
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Slide To Unlock Doormat
The slide to unlock doormat is a doormat that looks just like the unlock screen on an iPhone, or at least what it used…
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Pooping Dog Fireworks
The Naughty Dog is a firework that is a dog pooping out a black snake and after seeing as many fireworks as I have,…
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Map Of The World According To Americans
Designed by Yanko Tsvetkov, the map of the world according to Americans takes a satirical look at the different stereotypes American’s have of the world. From labeling the entire country…
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