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Sword Handle Umbrella
The sword handle umbrella is an umbrella that has a samurai sword handle in place of the regular, terrible, ugly, smelly handle that umbrellas usually have. Now once you see a storm coming in, or start to feel rain
$19.99More Info 10/23/2013 9:24 AM -
Vaavud Smartphone Wind Meter
Incase you ever need to know precisely how fast the wind is blowing you, the Vaavud Smartphone Wind Meter is for you. Whether you are a meteorologist looking to measures wind speeds for the weather, a golfer looking
$49.99More Info 10/23/2013 4:19 AM -
Buddha Butter Dish
The Buddha Butter Dish is a butter dish that has the one and only Buddha covering your butter, so that before you go knifing for that butter, you can get a glimpse of what your future will look like if you keep eati
$18.58More Info 10/21/2013 7:47 AM -
Football Player Dog Costume
Like children, dogs can also live out your dreams that you weren't able to obtain when you were younger and can therefore force them into a field of your liking to live vicariouslty through them. The football player
$15.99More Info 10/21/2013 3:30 AM -
PetCube Play With Your Pet From Your Phone
The PetCube is a small box that you put in your home that will let you you keep tabs on and play with your pet from your smartphone when you are away. Inside the PetCube is a wide angle camera lens that will stream
$199.00More Info 10/20/2013 7:29 AM -
Man Bowl The Human Dog Bowl
The dog bowl shaped human bowl or 'Man Bowl' is basically a dog bowl with the word 'MAN' on it, which is supposed to mean that a human male should eat from it and feel satisfied with his life. The man bowl is a grea
$23.89More Info 10/18/2013 2:02 AM -
iPin Laser Pointer For Your iPhone
The iPin iPhone laser pointer attachment is a small device that goes into the headphone jack on your iPhone and lets you use your phone as a laser pointer. The iPin mobile powered laser comes with an app that lets y
$43.24More Info 10/17/2013 10:03 AM -
Revolver Cylinder Pen Holder
Would you consider yourself a gun nut? Then why are your pens not being held up by some sort of object that has to do with guns? You can't consider yourself a republican gun nut unless you have at least 7 gun p
$25.00More Info 10/17/2013 6:09 AM -
Your Face As A Mask
What's a better costume idea for this years Halloween party than to go as yourself. Similar to the realistic baby face mask that we posted a while back, the website ThatsMyFace.com lets you make a realistic loo
$299.00More Info 10/17/2013 2:01 AM -
Man In Gorilla Cage Costume
The man in a gorilla cage costume is a halloween costume made to look like you are being hauled around by a gorilla inside of a bamboo cage. Incase you are an idiot, the way it works is, you aren't actually being ha
$149.99More Info 10/16/2013 6:02 AM -
Severed Horse Head Pillow
Your wife has been cheating on your for years, you've known it the whole time and have been waiting for your opportunity for revenge, what better way to get back at her than to put a severed horse head pillow under
$45.00More Info 10/16/2013 2:01 AM -
Hair Brush Flask
The hairbrush flask is indeed a hairbrush that is a flask. To use it just unscrew the bottom of the brush, fill it up with your favorite liquor, beer, juice, coffee, or animal urine, screw the cap back on, and stash
$24.99More Info 10/15/2013 10:28 AM -
Morning Head Hair Cap
You've woken up in a puddle of your own fecal, your mouth tastes like cottage cheese and pubic hairs, there are two naked men beside you, you feel violated, insecure, deathly ill, and a little curious about your sex
$8.00More Info 10/15/2013 6:47 AM -
Instant Zombie Shirt
It's time for the annual Zombie Pub Crawl, you have no costume prepared, what do you do? The instant zombie attack shirt is a shirt that you can slip on and instantly look like you were attacked by a zombie and have
$21.44More Info 10/15/2013 2:01 AM -
Zombie Gnomes Feasting On Flamingo
The Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdy is a garden sculpture that pictures sickly zombie gnomes feasting on a poor innocent lawn flamingo. Recently garden gnomes have taken a turn for the worse, as one gnome was seen poop
$72.50More Info 10/14/2013 12:51 PM -
Secret Compartment Keyboard Organizer
The secret compartment keyboard organizer is a keyboard that you can use for your computer that has a secret compartment by flipping up the keyboard where you can store secret documents, secret flash drives, secret
$37.50More Info 10/14/2013 6:07 AM -
Bird Feeder Photo Booth
The bird feed photo booth is a bird feeder that has a built in camera lens that will take pictures of birds as they feed on your bird feeder, and is great for bird enthusiasts, bird watchers, or perves that would li
$119.00More Info 10/11/2013 6:01 AM -
Thuggie Extra Long Hoodie
The thuggie is an extra long hoodie sweatshirt that you wear when you are feeling extra thuggish and just have to express your bitterness towards the world by taking it out on every one else that looks at you throug
$85.00More Info 10/11/2013 2:01 AM -
Bacon Dog Costume
The bacon dog costume is a halloween costume for your pet that makes them look like a giant piece of delicious tender bacon, and would be a great fit for your dog, cat or especially a little tea cup pig. The bacon d
$14.99More Info 10/10/2013 10:11 AM -
Mimosa Plant Folds In When Touched
The mimosa pudica plant aka "Zombie Plant" is a sensitive plant species that folds in it's leaves when it is touched. SImilar to the plants from Avatar, as a defense mechanism the zombie plant will creep inwards or
$12.99More Info 10/10/2013 6:11 AM -
Skull Shaped Eggs Maker
Eat like a pirate in the morning with your eggs shaped like a skull. That is how pirates eat breakfast right? Their mommy makes them eggs with an egg shaper and serves them two slices of bacon as the crossbones?
$2.52More Info 10/10/2013 3:08 AM -
Cheeseburger Earmuffs
You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in addition to piling greasy cheeseburgers into your pregnant sized belly, you can wrap
$16.99More Info 10/09/2013 6:01 AM -
Hand Candle Bleeds As It Burns
The hand candle is a candle in the shape of a human hand that has red wax on the inside and flesh colored wax on the outside, so that as the candle burns it will drip red wax down the outside of the hand making i
$49.52More Info 10/09/2013 2:01 AM -
Astronaut iPhone Stand
The astronaut iPhone stand is an iPhone dock that will charge your iPhone that looks just a like a real astronaut, and your iPhone is the astronauts oxygen tank, or life support backpack, or whatever you call that t
$13.05More Info 10/08/2013 6:01 AM -
GumPhone Smartphone Mouth Holder
As if the human race hasn't already turned into zombies with their smartphones constantly in their face while they are sitting, standing, walking, running, shitting, dancing, working, flying, etc... Now you can fina
ConceptMore Info 10/07/2013 2:15 PM -
Giant Flask Holds 1 Gallon Of Booze
Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a whopping 128oz of your favorite booze to sneak haul into the next sporting event you at
$21.99More Info 10/07/2013 10:15 AM -
Smartphone Controlled Light Bulb
The smartphone controlled light bulb is a lightbulb that you can turn on and off using your iPhone or Android smartphone. No longer will you actually have to move your body to control the lighting in your home, and
$38.00More Info 10/07/2013 6:29 AM -
Fish Soccer Field Training Set
The fish soccer field is one of many items that comes in the fish agility training set that will help your fish train for the big leagues. The fish agility training set comes with a soccer field and ball, hoops to s
$29.95More Info 10/07/2013 2:37 AM -
Flying Fuck Helicopter
The flying fuck helicopter is a remote controlled helicopter that you can fly around whenever you are feeling like you just don't give a fuck. Are you at a sales conference? Fly the flying fuck helicopter into the
$29.99More Info 10/04/2013 5:57 AM -
Book Page Thumb Holder Opener
The Thumb Thing book page holder is a small plastic device that you put on your thumb while you are reading so that you can easily hold the book open with your thumb without having to jam your thumb into the crevice
$5.68More Info 10/04/2013 2:01 AM -
Giant Moon Floor Pillow
The Full Moon Odyssey floor pillow is a giant mattress type thing that looks just like the moon and gives you the feel of sleeping on the moon, that you can take naps on, lounge on, or fornicate upon. The full moon
$169.00More Info 10/03/2013 10:34 AM -
Magnetic Vent Covers (3-Pack)
The magnetic vent cover is a great way to save energy this winter, just throw the cover over vents that are in rooms that you don't use and the air will be transferred to a room that you are using. Why heat the whol
$6.99More Info 10/03/2013 2:01 AM -
Sloth Ring
The sloth is a majestic legend of a creature that is known to be the laziest animal on the planet, and what better place for a sloth to lounge, then on your finger. The sloth ring is a custom made ring that is basic
$20.00More Info 10/02/2013 10:02 AM