Smartphone Controlled Light Bulb
By Ryan on 10/07/2013 6:29 AM
The smartphone controlled light bulb is a lightbulb that you can turn on and off using your iPhone or Android smartphone. No longer will you actually have to move your body to control the lighting in your home, and hopefully someday you will never have to move your body again, you can just wheel your obese body around on a motorized mattress, get fed by a robotic arm, and bathed by a team of androids that roll you over onto a tarp and hose you down. The smartphone controlled light bulb will automatically connect to your smartphone whenever you are connected to your wi-fi, has features such as dimmers, and light timers so that it can appear you are home when you are not, and can turn your lights off automatically when you leave your house.