The flying fuck helicopter is a remote controlled helicopter that you can fly around whenever you are feeling like you just don't give a fuck. Are you at a sales conference? Fly the flying fuck helicopter into the middle of a presentation going on. Are you at a music festival? Offend all the peace loving hippies by letting them know that you don't give a fuck. The flying fuck helicopter has a 2 channel remote control that lets you move forward, right and left, requires 6 AA batteries, and the helicopter charges via the remote.
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