Instant Zombie Shirt

It's time for the annual Zombie Pub Crawl, you have no costume prepared, what do you do? The instant zombie attack shirt is a shirt that you can slip on and instantly look like you were attacked by a zombie and have therefore become a zombie yourself, searching the earth for brains. The zombie shirt is for the fattest and laziest of people who don't want to take hours preparing themselves with makeup, fake blood, torn clothes and such, but instead just want to slip on a shirt and become an instant zombie. The instant zombie shirt is made from polyester, has a full front and back photo realistic zombie print design, and is machine washable.