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Piggyback Rider Harness
The Piggyback rider is a harness that you strap on to your back so that it's easier for you to give your fat child a piggy back. Your son is too lazy to walk, you've fed him too many cheeseburgers, why would he ever
$99.98More Info 02/01/2014 4:44 AM -
Bacon, Whiskey, Coffee Scented Soaps
Perfect for every man who's sick of smelling like a woman every time he steps out of the shower, for every man who's done feeling dandy after every hour long soak in the tub with candle lights, Kenny G playing on yo
$8.00More Info 01/31/2014 3:35 AM -
Neutron S Magnetic iPhone Mount
The Neutron S is a mount for your smartphone that is basically a magnet that you can use to easily attach or mount your phone to any surface that is metallic and if the surface is not metallic you can use the att
$29.99More Info 01/30/2014 10:16 AM -
Collapsible Food Transfer Scraper
You've cut up a bunch of onions, your eyes are swollen shut, and you need to transfer the onions to the pot that is currently miles away on your stove. Do you pick them up with your hands like some sort of savage? O
$14.99More Info 01/30/2014 6:53 AM -
Cinder Block Magnets
You need to stick something to your refrigerator, like a picture of your precious niece at her 6 month photo shoot, but you don't want to use some fancy, smancy, girly little magnet like a flower, or a pink unicorn,
$12.80More Info 01/30/2014 4:02 AM -
Hand Crank Accordion Lantern
The hand crank lantern is a small lantern that you can open and collapse accordion style and is great for storing in small places for emergencies or bringing on camping or hiking trips while trying to use the least
$15.99More Info 01/29/2014 11:07 AM -
Fork With A Thumb
Our silverware have finally adapated opposable thumbs to help us fatties consume food faster and more efficiently. The Fork With A Thumb is a wooden fork concept designed by a Japanese designer named Keisuke Tsubaki
ConceptMore Info 01/29/2014 6:01 AM -
Grasshopper Stapler
The grasshopper stapler is a stapler that you would put on your desk at work and never use. It's basically something that you would put on your desk for everyone to see as they pass by and make them think how quirky
$18.00More Info 01/29/2014 3:13 AM -
Picto Wall Clock
The Picto wall clock is a retro designed clock that has a hand that shows the minutes, and a dot that circles around the edge of the clock to show the hour. Inspired by the Picto Watch, the wall clock is just a larg
$61.00More Info 01/28/2014 3:30 AM -
Day and Night Color Changing Mug
The day and night mug is a heat sensitive coffee mug that has a picture of the world on it. By default the mug shows nightime, darkness from space, only showing the lights that are visible from electricity, and when
$9.99More Info 01/27/2014 10:06 AM -
Camera Lens Koozie
Are you a photographer and want everyone to know it? Are you a 17 year old girl who owns a camera that can push a button and can upload those pictures to instagram and want everyone to think you're a photographer? T
$8.82More Info 01/27/2014 5:50 AM -
This Is Spinal Tape
This is spinal tape is a roll of tape that has an image of a spine on it, and is really only funny if someone asks you "What is that?", you can then respond with "This is Spinal Tape", so basically the only reason y
$7.95More Info 01/24/2014 5:54 AM -
Magnetic Measuring Spoons
The magnetic measuring spoons are a set of measuring spoons that are magnetic so that you can attach them to your fridge, or oven for easier convenience when in need of a measuring spoon. While you're at it, why not
$6.99More Info 01/23/2014 8:03 AM -
3D Printed Replica Of Your Unborn Fetus
A company called 3D-Babies will 3D print you a replica of your unborn baby, just send them 1-5 pictures from your ultrasound and they will create an artistic representation of your unborn baby. All of your nightmare
$200.00More Info 01/22/2014 10:17 AM -
Laundry Machine Shaped Hamper
The laundry machine hamper is a large laundry hamper that looks just like a laundry washing machine, so incase you are too stupid to know what you need to do with that giant heap of dirty laundry, once you start usi
$24.99More Info 01/22/2014 3:59 AM -
Rubber Band Machine Gun
Sure semi-automatic rubber-band guns are nice and all, but when you really need to get the job done you opt for the fully automatic! Made completely out of wood, this rubber band machine gun will hold and shoot a to
$139.00More Info 01/21/2014 10:47 AM -
Urban Bike Holder Shelf
The Bike Holder Shelf is a shelf that you can attach to your wall that will hold your bike as well as whatever you feel like putting on top of the shelf, and is great for people who live in an apartment or condo wit
$299.99More Info 01/21/2014 5:58 AM -
Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks
Whether you need to tear apart some pork to make pulled pork sandwiches, carry a turkey across a room without dirtying or burning your hands, or you just need to claw away at the dead body that's been laying in your
$12.95More Info 01/21/2014 3:39 AM -
Hand Warming Coffee Mug
The Toasty Mug is a coffee mug that is made to wrap around your hands as you hold it, and as the coffee heats up the mug, the mug heats up your hands, until it gets too hot, then you drop the mug and it will shatter
$59.69More Info 01/20/2014 10:51 AM -
Marty McFly Vest Costume T-Shirt
Similar to other lazy costumes such as the Instant Zombie T-Shirt or the 1970's Hairy Chest T-Shirt, the Back To the Future Vest T-Shirt is a costume for the laziest of people who don't want to take time out of thei
$28.89More Info 01/20/2014 5:55 AM -
Pixelated Censorship Towel
The censorship towel is a towel that makes it look like your body is being pixelated and censored as if you are on American TV. Compared to Japan, American television is quite censored. If you are watching Japa
ConceptMore Info 01/20/2014 3:32 AM -
Face and Butt 2 Sided Soap
The face and butt soap bar is a two sided bar of soap that has the word 'Face' printed on one side and 'Butt' printed on the other, so that when you are showering or bathing you know what side is supoosed to clean w
$9.99More Info 01/17/2014 8:38 AM -
Foldable Travel Boots
The Boulder Boot is a collapsible pair of boots that are great for when you are traveling and need to preserve space in your luggage for cheeseburgers, dead babies, and cocaine. No longer will you need to play a gam
$115.00More Info 01/17/2014 5:40 AM -
Reusable Keurig Cup
Lets face it, people who use Keurigs hate Earth. For every cup of coffee you drink, you are throwing away a little plastic cup like this planet is your own personal garbage dump. The reusable keurig cup is made from
$14.31More Info 01/16/2014 6:54 AM -
USB Powered E-Mail Notifier
The Dream Cheeky email notifier is a USB powered device that you stab into your computer and will notify you when you get a new email. No longer will you have to log in to your email every 5 minutes to see if the Re
$6.99More Info 01/16/2014 3:38 AM -
Foldable Shovel and Pickaxe
The foldable shovel and pickaxe is great to have on hand for when you need to dig a quick hole that is around 6 feet long by 2 feet wide, great for gettng leverage on a ~180 pound object to shove in to said hole, an
$16.99More Info 01/15/2014 6:55 AM -
Dual Light Walking Flashlight
The dual light walking flashlight is a flashlight that has two lights on it, one of which shines forward to see where you are going, and one that shines downward so you can see where you are walking, assuming you ar
$60.00More Info 01/15/2014 3:07 AM -
Epicurean Pizza Cutter
Sometimes you just need to cut, eat, devour, and defecate your pizza as quickly as possible, and get to your next meal as fast as you can, you live to eat, and you eat to live... Whatever that means, it sounded bett
$19.95More Info 01/14/2014 6:38 AM -
iPump Ultra Lightweight Bike Tire Pump
The iPump is the lightest air pump ever made, weighing in at only 21 grams, the tiny bike tire pump is perfect for those training for a cycling event and need an air pump that is lightweight, strong, and compact. Ma
$85.00More Info 01/14/2014 3:53 AM -
Futuristic Silver Sphere Hard Drive
The Lacie Sphere is a futuristic looking hard drive for people that just can't stand the terrible style of the ancient looking hard drives that are made today, and feel their data needs to be housed in something tha
$490.00More Info 01/13/2014 7:14 AM -
Hand Gun Lamp
The hand gun lamp is a table lamp that has a base that looks just like a hand gun and is suitable for only the classiest of households which also contain a gunrack nearby, a desk with a hidden gun compartment, and o
$149.00More Info 01/13/2014 3:30 AM -
Lazy Parent Baby Bottle Holder
Lets face it, you are a lazy son of a bitch, and on the rare occurrence that you are around your child, you're certainly not going to want to be holding a bottle to their face when you could be napping, playing v
$18.99More Info 01/11/2014 4:52 AM -
Potato Scrubbing Gloves
Finally rubbing your poatoes won't seem so weird to everyone else, since now it serves a purpose. The potato scrubbing gloves are a pair of gloves that you can wear to strip away the skin on potatoes, just strap on
$9.95More Info 01/10/2014 7:10 AM
