-
Realistic Crow Head Mask
If you've ever wanted to become a crow, your time has come. The Realistic Crow Head is a giant mask similar to the Horse Head Mask that will make you look foolishly like a crow where you can creepily wander the stre
$34.95More Info 01/10/2014 3:14 AM -
Water / Nasty Dry Crap Dog Mat
If your dogs are like mine, anything other than that wet glorious soft dog food that comes in a can, is second tier food. Basically dry food is nasty dry crap in my dogs eyes, and that's just what this dog mat conve
$18.00More Info 01/09/2014 3:00 AM -
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Oh how ironic, a fire extinguisher that creates fire, oh the humanity! Impress your friends as you light up your cigarette with a fire exinguisher. You will be such a hit at parties that everyone is going to want to
$3.83More Info 01/08/2014 6:14 AM -
3D Unicorn Mug
Whether you're looking for a gift for your 9 year old daughter, your acid loving son, or your creepy uncle that you see occasionally that you just know has an eclectic Japanese porn collection in his basement, the u
$12.99More Info 01/07/2014 10:37 AM -
Reserved Beach Towel
Reserve your spot on the beach while you take a dump at the outhouse without coming back to some human manatee squating on your beach lounge chair by using the Reserved Beach Towel. The Reserved Beach Towel is a bea
$29.95More Info 01/06/2014 5:52 AM -
Word Search Wrapping Paper
The word search wrapping paper is a set of gift wrap that has a ton of different letters on it that make up a word search game right on your gift. This way, while they wait to unwrap their gifts, the can pass the ti
$36.72More Info 01/06/2014 3:05 AM -
Wall Mounted Table
The wall mounted table is basically a slab of wood that you can attach to your wall, throw some chairs around it and call it a table, and is a modern and minimalistic way of making more room in your tiny, crappy lit
$420.00More Info 01/03/2014 6:50 AM -
Toilet Target Stickers
The PPShots toilet target stickers are adhesive photo protectors that let you place a picture of someone inside your toilet and use it for target practice while peeing or pooping. Whether you have an enemy at school
$9.95More Info 01/02/2014 9:32 AM -
Skyscraper Candles
Some men, just want to watch the world burn. God I love Captain America, what a great movie! The skyscraper candles are candles made to look just like a set of skyscrapers in a city, and was designed by Philipinno a
$250.00More Info 01/02/2014 6:04 AM -
Silicone Plant Leaf Plates
The silicone leaf plates are a great alternative to paper plates when you are just looking for something small to snack on such as a cookie, pastry, or a baby heart. Designed by Japanese Designer Nao Tamura, the pla
$81.00More Info 01/02/2014 3:40 AM -
Taxi Mittens
In case you have a hard time hailing a taxi, the taxi mittens will assist you in your cab getting duties if your taxi driver has the eyes of an eagle. The taxi mittens are bright yellow and have the word taxi writte
$30.00More Info 12/31/2013 5:26 AM -
Heated Ice Scraper
Incase you didn't want to use the Star Wars Wampa Arm Ice Scraper and look totally awesome while scraping your car's windshield, the heated ice scraper is probably a better alternative that will help with icey winds
$19.99More Info 12/30/2013 10:16 AM -
Nibble Cake Tasting Pan
The nibble cake pan is a cake pan that has a small mini pan outside of the main pan so that you can make a tiny little cake to taste so that you don't have to cut in to the actual cake and ruin it for everyone and r
$19.99More Info 12/29/2013 5:07 AM -
Head Tag HTML Beer Glass
If you are looking for a unique gift for your nerdy loser web developer boyfriend, son, or husband, look no further. The Head Tag HTML Beer Glass is as nerdy as it gets, seeing as it mixes html which only nerds, los
$28.95More Info 12/26/2013 5:07 AM -
I Love Crack Whores Bumper Magnet
The I love crack whores bumper magnet is a bumper stick you can slap onto someones car without them knowing and show the world how much they love crack whores. The I love crack whores bumper stick is just one of man
$6.99More Info 12/23/2013 10:22 AM -
Zombie Bikini
The Zombie Bikini is a bikini for ladies or weird men, that resembles a zombie and make your boobs look like zombie eyes, and your nether regions like the mouth of a zombie. The zombie bikini is a great gift idea fo
$37.20More Info 12/23/2013 6:32 AM -
Whale Shaped Knife
The whale shaped knives are are a set of knives that look like various types of whales. The whale knives where designed by a Japanese designer named Tatsu Yamashita who was asked to make a pencil sharpener, and out
$49.99More Info 12/23/2013 3:00 AM -
Plush Camera Lens Pillow
A perfect gift idea for the professional photographer, amateur photographer, or the person who has a camera and knows how to click a button with their finger and calls themselves a photographer, the plush camera len
$40.00+More Info 12/20/2013 9:15 AM -
12 Sided Pentagon Rubiks Cube
I know what you're thinking... A pentagon has 5 sides, so why does it say 12 sided pentagon? I don't ask question's, I just type what the boss tells me, he's actually keepking me captive and touches and tickles me i
$49.90More Info 12/20/2013 2:01 AM -
Chair Arm Mouse Platform
Perfect for fat sweaty nerds who find it hard to lift their arm up to their desk, the chair arm mouse platform is a device you can connect to your chair so that you can use your mouse on a small platform coming out
$46.99More Info 12/19/2013 6:36 AM -
Baby Pacifier Thermometer
The baby pacifier thermometer is a baby pacifier that you can use to take your babies temperature. Is your baby crying for no reason? Have you tried feeding your baby? If not you should try that first. Your baby is
$9.42More Info 12/18/2013 10:04 AM -
Hairy Hobbit Feet Slippers
Pefect when worn with the Hairy Legs Stockings, the hairy feet slippers are a pair of plush slippers that make it look like you have hobbit feet, and will help distract people from how hairy your knuckles are and ho
$18.75More Info 12/18/2013 5:55 AM -
Slate Stone Coasters
Add a little bit of class and sophistication to your house with the slate stone coasters. No longer will you need to steal the beer coasters at every restaurant you go to just to use them at home, but in reality you
$25.99More Info 12/18/2013 3:27 AM -
White Castle Hamburger Scented Candle
There's nothing quite like taking a drunken trip to White Castle at 3 in the morning, walking through the drive-thru and ordering a crave-case that contains 30 hamburgers for you and your two friends to consume unti
$12.75More Info 12/17/2013 6:22 AM -
PEG: An Organization Pegboard
PEG is an organizational pegboard that will let you hold and display some of the smaller things you carry around, it can be a dock for your phone, let you display your jewelry to the world, or hold your office acces
$24.00More Info 12/17/2013 3:23 AM -
Slo-Bowl Dog Bowl For Slow Feeding
The Slo-Bowl is a dog food bowl that makes it more difficult for your dog to just devour his entire meal in 10 seconds without even chewing, and is designed for healthier, slower eating habits for your dog. The Slo-
$24.95More Info 12/16/2013 10:40 AM -
Winter Hat Bluetooth Beanie
The Bluetooth Beanie is a winter hat that contains a speaker and microphone that will sync wirelessly to your phone or bluetooth device so that you can talk on your phone or listen to music hands free using only you
$57.09More Info 12/16/2013 3:27 AM -
Stainless Steel Wine Glasses
The stainless steel wine glasses are probably the manliest way you could drink wine, seeing how everytime you hold a regular wine glass someone calls you a weakling and makes fun of how much you enjoy the show Frasi
$24.89More Info 12/13/2013 6:15 AM -
100 Inch Touchscreen Table
Similar to Micorosft's old Surface table, Ideum has launched the Pano Touch Table which is a table with a 100 inch touch screen on it that consists of two 55 inch active 3D LED HD TVs with 40+ touch points. The Pano
$10,000.00More Info 12/13/2013 3:26 AM -
Polar Bear Drain Stopper
The polar bear drain stopper is a creative drain plug that is a polar bear on an ice floe that floats on top of the water in your bathtub, and is an ironic way of letting the world know you care about the polar bear
$12.99More Info 12/12/2013 9:12 AM -
Sex Position Cookie Cutters
The Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters are a set of cookie cutters that will make cookies in the shape of sex positions. Let your children learn how babies are made with a fresh batch of cookies this Christmas. Your child he
$15.00More Info 12/12/2013 3:19 AM -
Hand Shaped Salt And Pepper Mills
The HomeToolz Handy salt and pepper shakers are a set of salt and pepper shakers that are shaped like a right or a left hand and are most likely the creepiest way you could possibly offer someone some fresh pepper o
$54.95More Info 12/11/2013 5:55 AM -
Star Wars Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
The Wampa arm ice scraper is possibly the best way to scrape the ice off your car's windshield in the morning, assuming there is a 'best way' to do such a terrible task. Scraping ice off your windshield is probably
$24.99More Info 12/09/2013 10:03 AM