Fire Extinguisher Lighter
By Ryan on 01/08/2014 6:14 AM
Oh how ironic, a fire extinguisher that creates fire, oh the humanity! Impress your friends as you light up your cigarette with a fire exinguisher. You will be such a hit at parties that everyone is going to want to talk to you. "Hey did you see Steve!", they'll say, "He lit his cigarette with a fire extinguisher lighter, he is now my best friend". Girls will want to have sex with you over and over, your grandmother will shower you with birthday gifts a month early, your boss will give you a promotion, your dog will stop pooping inside, you'll grow your hair back where you are balding, your ex-girlfriend will finally respond to your drunken texts, your Mom will start loving you, all just by using the fire extinguisher lighter. The lighter uses butane gas, is refillable, and measures 1.5 inches x 3 inches.