Epicurean Pizza Cutter

Sometimes you just need to cut, eat, devour, and defecate your pizza as quickly as possible, and get to your next meal as fast as you can, you live to eat, and you eat to live... Whatever that means, it sounded better in my head. Meet the epicurean pizza cutter, which is a long blade that lets you cut your pizza with one swift slice, instead of a rolling pizza cutter which is terrible for your wrists (so said a guy I know). Cut your pizza like the Italians in New York do, authentically without ruining your pizza and loosing that sweet sweet greasy juice that flows from your pepperonis. The epicurean pizza cutter measures 16 inches long x 4.5 inches wide, is dishwasher safe, and is made from trees harvested under the guidlines of the North American Sustainable Forestry Standards. Check out the big blade pizza cutter in action via the video below.