This Is Spinal Tape
This is spinal tape is a roll of tape that has an image of a spine on it, and is really only funny if…
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Face and Butt 2 Sided Soap
The face and butt soap bar is a two sided bar of soap that has the word ‘Face’ printed on one side and ‘Butt’…
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Realistic Crow Head Mask
If you’ve ever wanted to become a crow, your time has come. The Realistic Crow Head is a giant mask similar to the Horse…
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Toilet Target Stickers
The PPShots toilet target stickers are adhesive photo protectors that let you place a picture of someone inside your toilet and use it for…
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I Love Crack Whores Bumper Magnet
The I love crack whores bumper magnet is a bumper stick you can slap onto someones car without them knowing and show the world…
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Chair Arm Mouse Platform
Perfect for fat sweaty nerds who find it hard to lift their arm up to their desk, the chair arm mouse platform is a…
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White Castle Hamburger Scented Candle
There’s nothing quite like taking a drunken trip to White Castle at 3 in the morning, walking through the drive-thru and ordering a crave-case…
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Ear Shaped iPhone Case
The ear shaped iphone case is an iphone case that is shaped like a giant human ear and will use the padding of the…
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Human Hand Sticky Notes
The human hand sticky notes are hand shaped sticky notes that you can use to write down notes in case you’re in need of…
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Muscular Arm Boyfriend Pillow
Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake…
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Mini Briefcase Card Holder Wallet
The mini briefcase card holder is a small, tiny aluminum briefcase that you can use as your wallet and store your cash, credit cards,…
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Buddha Butter Dish
The Buddha Butter Dish is a butter dish that has the one and only Buddha covering your butter, so that before you go knifing…
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Man Bowl The Human Dog Bowl
The dog bowl shaped human bowl or ‘Man Bowl’ is basically a dog bowl with the word ‘MAN’ on it, which is supposed to…
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Morning Head Hair Cap
You’ve woken up in a puddle of your own fecal, your mouth tastes like cottage cheese and pubic hairs, there are two naked men…
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Thuggie Extra Long Hoodie
The thuggie is an extra long hoodie sweatshirt that you wear when you are feeling extra thuggish and just have to express your bitterness…
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GumPhone Smartphone Mouth Holder
As if the human race hasn’t already turned into zombies with their smartphones constantly in their face while they are sitting, standing, walking, running,…
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Keyboard Plate
As if there weren’t already enough crumbs, dandruff, and nose hairs already inbetween the keys of your keyboard, now lets just serve some food…
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Splattered Man Drink Coaster
Splat Stan aka the splattered man drink coaster is an orange man that has been squished and splattered onto your desk to give you…
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Poo-Pourri Pre-Pooping Toilet Spray
Poo-Pourri is a bathroom spray that you actually spray into the toilet before you poop so that when your dumpings splash into the water,…
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Facebook Like and Dislike Stamps
The facebok like and dislike stamps are stamps that stamp the words dislike and like anywhere you like. If you don’t like your dog,…
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Mini Pillow Cushion Ring
The Pilo-Pilo mini pillow ring is a ring with a small cushion attached to it that you can wear while you’re contemplating life, daydreaming,…
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Condom Sleeping Bag and Pillow
The condom sleeping bag is a sleavey, tubey, condom looking sleeping bag that comes with a pillow that looks like a condom wrapper, so…
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Lighter Ring
With the growing rate of lighter stealers out there, the only rationale thing to do now-a-days is just to attach the lighter straight to…
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You Have Just Been Poisoned Drinking Glass
The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom…
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Hidden Tie Flask
No longer will you have to sit through those dreaded boring meetings sober. With the flask tie just fill up the tie you are…
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I Could Eat A Horse Pasta Measurer
Sometimes it’s hard to measure the correct amount of pasta for the amount of people about to consume it. The I could eat a…
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Hidden Tampon Flask
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports…
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Cigarette Butt Magnets
Give your home that classy touch with the cigarette butt magnets, which are magnets that resemble a cigarette butt that you can use to…
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iBell Old School iPhone Alarm
The hipster inside of you is calling out, he is sick of waking up to digital stock sounds that your iPhone came with, that…
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Backwards Wall Clock
The Backwards wall clock is a clock that has backwards numbers on it and it’s hands move counter clock-wise. The backwards wall clock is…
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Cereal Killer Spoon
The cereal killer spoon is a spoon with the words ‘Cereal Killer’ imprinted on it, and if you couldn’t figure that out by looking…
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Missile Balloons For Your Car
The inflatable missile balloons are unfortunately just a concept made for a marketing competition that won a Cannes Lions award in 2004. If the…
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Pixel Wall Clock
Why is it so hard to tell the time? Are you drunk? Probably, but moreso the reason is you are looking at a pixelated…
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