City Skyline Audio Wave T-Shirts Landylines has designed t-shirts for every big city across America (with more on the way) by taking the design of the city’s skyline and… More Info
Bacon Scarf: A Scarf That Looks Exactly Like Delicious Bacon This bacon scarf looks so much like delicious greasy bacon that I would probably just end up putting the end of it in my… More Info
Optical Illusion Watch This watch is made to look like an optical illusion as it features two separate rotating watch faces that have a similar striped pattern… More Info
Bendable Modular Sunglasses That Can Bend Into Any Position Much like how the Slapsee Sunglasses were able to snap and bend around your wrist or your bike handlebars, these Baendit sunglasses are built… More Info
Calendar Cufflinks Figuring out the date is hard now-a-days, you have to reach all the way into your pocket, pull out your phone, push the button… More Info
Fortune Cookie Coin Purse The fortune cookie coin purse is a leather coin purse fashioned to look like a Chinese fortune cookie, and even contains a printed fortune… More Info
Spinning Roulette Wheel Cufflinks The roulette wheel cufflinks are a set of cufflinks that have actual functioning roulette wheels on the end of them. To answer the questions… More Info
Wrist Ruler: A Wristband That Doubles as a Ruler The Wrist Ruler is a leather wristband that doubles as a ruler, so if you’re ever stranded in the wilderness and you need to… More Info
Jazzy 90s Solo Cup Design T-Shirt Twas the time of Italian dunkers, the decision to eat barchetta or fiestada pizza, the fish sticks with some mashed taters, the sticks of… More Info
Apollo 11 Astronaut Sweatshirt and Sweatpants The Apollo 11 Sweatsuit is a pair of sweatpants and a sweatshirt that are almost an exact replica of the space suit that the… More Info
Heated Leg Warmers Powered via USB Do you suffer from cold calves or cankles? Do you not enjoy wearing pants or maybe prefer to wear short pants in the frigid… More Info
Predator ‘You Son of a Bitch’ Patch Taken from the classic scene from Predator where our hero Arnold Schwarzenegger has a fierce yet somewhat homosexual floating handshake arm wrestling match with… More Info
Fat Hairy Guy In Ugly Christmas Sweater Graphic T-Shirt Too lazy to go out to a thrift store to purchase that ugly Christmas sweater for the party you’re going to this year? Well… More Info
Leather Shoes With Concealed Booze Stash In The Heel The Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney leather brogue is a pair of leather shoes that contain a small cavity in the heel of the shoe… More Info
Kool Tool Belt: A Belt Buckle With Tools On It Do you ever find yourself out in the middle of nowhere with no tools on your person, and you’re in a situation where you… More Info
Kelly Kapowski Sunglasses Made by ToastyShades the Kelly Kapowski sunglasses are a pair of shades that have the babe herself printed on the lenses of the sunglasses… More Info
Human Ingredients T-Shirt Do you ever wonder what the human body is made up of? You know, besides water, oxygen, a dirty old cheeseburger, and poop and… More Info
Bottle Opener Cufflinks You’re in a wedding and you’re walking down the aisle. When you arrive at the alter, the priest hands you an ice cold beer, how do… More Info
Fidget Rings Fidget Rings are rings that help you fidget, and are most likely the most annoying thing you could wear for anyone besides yourself. Sure… More Info
Pillow Tie: An Inflatable Necktie For Naps At Work The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to… More Info
Guts, Innards, And Entrails One Piece Swimsuit The ‘Dem Guts Swimsuit’ by Black Milk Clothing allows us to peek inside the human body to reveal the intestines, heart, lungs, and whatever else… More Info
Cat In The Crotch Leggings The cat in the crotch leggings is a pair of women’s leggings that has a picture of a pussy cat right near the nether-regions… More Info
Hands Over Eyes Glasses Designed by American fashion designer Jeremy Scott, these creepy hands over eyes glasses are about as useful as a hipster with an empty set… More Info
Wooden Tie The wooden tie is a tie made of old recycled redwood beams, and will go great with your wooden deck of cards and your… More Info
Cheeseburger Graphic Sweatshirt The cheeseburger sweatshirt is, as you can see, a sweatshirt with a giant graphic print of a greasy cheeseburger on it. For some reason… More Info
Bottle Opener Sunglasses The bottle opener sunglasses are a pair of sunglasses that have a bottle opener built right into the frame and are great for people… More Info
Phone Scarf With Window – Phone Holding Scarf The iPhone scarf is a scarf that has a pocket with a window in it so that you can see and use your phone… More Info
Smitten Mittens Hand Holding Gloves The Smitten Mittens are a set of three mittens that let you hold hands with your lover while wearing mittens, and once worn will… More Info
Zombie Bikini The Zombie Bikini is a bikini for ladies or weird men, that resembles a zombie and make your boobs look like zombie eyes, and… More Info
Thuggie Extra Long Hoodie The thuggie is an extra long hoodie sweatshirt that you wear when you are feeling extra thuggish and just have to express your bitterness… More Info
Sloth Ring The sloth is a majestic legend of a creature that is known to be the laziest animal on the planet, and what better place… More Info
Two Fingered Bicycle Ring Show everyone your love for bicycles by wrapping your fingers around the wheels of a bike. The two fingered bicycle ring, is a ring… More Info
Lighter Ring With the growing rate of lighter stealers out there, the only rationale thing to do now-a-days is just to attach the lighter straight to… More Info