Yacht Captain T-Shirt – Ascot T-Shirt
Have you always wanted to be the captain of an expensive and luxurious yacht but don’t have more than $43 to your name? Well,…
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Cat Pirate Costume
Whoever started making these front-end costumes for your dog or cat that look super realistic when you’re looking at your pet from the front…
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‘Freck Yourself’ Gives You Semi-Permanent Freckles
Freck Yourself is a new semi-permanent freckle cosmetic that will give you realistic looking freckles that will last for up to 2 days. Maybe…
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Spongebob SquarePants Adult Sized Onesie Pajamas
In today’s “Apparently This Is a Thing” product, we have these adult sized Spongebob Squarepants pajamas that are actually a onesie which covers pretty…
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Beer Tie: A Neck Tie That Holds Your Beer
In today’s “Why Didn’t I Think Of That?”, is the Beer Tie, which is of course a tie that has a little pocket on…
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Clip-In Man Bun
Ok, when I said that the Emoji Keyboard signified the end of an educated and cultured civilization, I was apparently right, because look what…
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90’s Jazzy Solo Cup Design Short Shorts Boat Shorts
There’s two things that remind me most of the 90’s, and that is super short shorts on men that make me hope that something…
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Realistic Old Man Mask
There’s many perks of being an old man, such as ranting and swearing in public, making racist comments without repercussions (although maybe that’s not…
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Star Wars AT-AT Imperial Walker Dog Costume
Every year for Halloween we all dress up and create creative costumes to make some sort of reference towards pop culture. Whether you’re dressing…
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Howling Wolf Mask
Perfect for recreating the famous Three Wolf Moon Shirt, the howling wolf mask, is a realistic mask that makes you look like a howling…
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Praying Mantis Mask
The praying mantis mask is finally here! You’e been asking for it, you’ve been on the waiting list, you’be been emailing me daily, and…
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Cecil The Lion Killer Halloween Costume
It seems the point of a successful Halloween costume now-a-days is just to be as offensive as possible, along with somehow displaying via your…
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Hyperlips Make You Have Big Giant Gaping Lips
In today’s ‘Because Why Not’ post we have Hyperlips, a toy, tool, thing, whatever it is, it makes your lips look big, gaping, and…
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Taco Belle Dress
Nothing fulfills a nerd’s fantasies more than mixing beautiful Disney princesses with Tacos, and no that’s not some sort of dirty innuendo. The Taco…
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Motorcycle Rider Dog Costume Harness
The Paper Magic motorcycle dog rider is a dog costume where it looks like a guy is riding your dog like a crotch rocket.…
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Le Grand Hat: Half Top Hat Half Baseball Cap
The Le Grand Hat is a hybrid that mixes the classiness of a top hat with the comfort and casualness of a baseball cap.…
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Old Lady Chair Screamer
The chair screamer is a creepy old mental patient figure that sits in a wheelchair and as you walk up to it will leap…
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Eye Exam Chart Tights
The Eye Exam tights are a pair of women’s tights that have an eye exam chart printed on them, so that you test the…
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Freddy Krueger Dog Costume
It’s getting to be that time of year again when your main goal in life is to make your dog look as stupid as…
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Giant Cheeseburger Head Mask
Do you love cheeseburgers? Do you want the world to know how far your love for cheeseburgers really goes? Without making them look at…
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Ghostbusters Slimer Halloween Mask
It’s coming time for Halloween, you love the Ghostbusters, but you’re lazy, you’re not as lazy as say… throwing on a t-shirt and calling it…
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The Walking Dead Rick Grimes Bathrobe
The Rick Grimes bath robe is a replica of the clothes he wears on The Walking Dead except in bathrobe form, and will allow you to…
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Archer Suit Long Sleeve T-Shirt Costume
Become Archer anytime you please by putting on the Archer suit long sleeve shirt, which is a t-shirt made to look like an exact…
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Baby Tattoo Sleeves Onesie
Make your baby be the baddest of asses amongst his “friends” that he gets placed next to at daycare, let him show the bitches…
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E.T. Glove With Light Up Finger
The E.T. Glove is a four fingered glove that is a replica of E.T. the extra terrestrial’s right hand, and when you press the…
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Marty McFly Vest Costume T-Shirt
Similar to other lazy costumes such as the Instant Zombie T-Shirt or the 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt, the Back To the Future Vest T-Shirt…
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Realistic Crow Head Mask
If you’ve ever wanted to become a crow, your time has come. The Realistic Crow Head is a giant mask similar to the Horse…
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Zombie Bikini
The Zombie Bikini is a bikini for ladies or weird men, that resembles a zombie and make your boobs look like zombie eyes, and…
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Inflatable Fat Suit Costume
The inflatable fat suit is a Halloween costume that turns you into a fat guy. Made from 100% polyblend, the inflatable fat-suit costume inflates using a…
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Indiana Jones Dog Costume
The Indiana Jones dog costume is a halloween costume for your dog that firstly makes him look like a complete fool, and secondly makes…
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Temporary Spider Tattoos
You’re a badass and we all know it, adding temporary spider tattoos to your neck just confirms it. Come halloween time, you will be…
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Football Player Dog Costume
Like children, dogs can also live out your dreams that you weren’t able to obtain when you were younger and can therefore force them…
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