Hyperlips Make You Have Big Giant Gaping Lips

In today’s ‘Because Why Not’ post we have Hyperlips, a toy, tool, thing, whatever it is, it makes your lips look big, gaping, and all around, weird. Kind of like how there’s a toy that you suction to you lips to make them bigger, this is kind of like that but in reality it does nothing. If it seems like I’m having a hard time describing what the hell Hyperlips are, it’s because I actually don’t know what they are. The best way to find out is just to look at the pictures below and be in awe, that someone like yourself is about to buy them. You don’t know why you’re about to buy them but you are, and you die a little inside as you pull out your credit card.

Maybe Hyperlips are used for fun, maybe they’re used as some weird sex toy, maybe it’s some new weird fashion accessory, or maybe it’s a lip stretcher for whatever reason you might need your lips stretched, whatever it is these damn youths are using it for, it’s weird, it’s confusing, and it’s scary to me.

A perfect way to show off your gums and teeth, Hyperlips are made from plastic, were designed by French designer Sascha Nordmeyer for God knows what reason, is very flexible to fit any sized mouth (just make sure you wash in between uses), and measures approximately 3.3 inches wide x 4.1 inches long x 1.4 inches deep.