Wine2Go: A Foldable Wine Flask
The Wine2Go is a plastic portable wine bottle that you can fold up and take with you in case you’re going somewhere that doesn’t…
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HandTrux: Giant Sand Shovel Gloves
HandTrux are glove type contraptions that give you giant shovels for hands, and is more than likely the greatest invention of our generation. When…
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Stack N Go Wine Glasses
The Stack N Go glasses are a set of wine glasses that are made from plastic that come with a detachable stem that doubles…
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Giant Inflatable Rubber Ducky
The giant rubber ducky is an inflatable toy that you can use in the pool, out on the lake, or in the bathtub, that…
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The Coolest Cooler is the Swiss Army Knife of Coolers
The Coolest Cooler is quite literally the coolest cooler you will ever own. With as many features as a swiss army knife, the coolest…
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Game Boy Beach Towel
The Game Boy towel is a beach towel that looks just like a game boy, except for the fact that it says Beach Boy…
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TaTaTop: A Skin Colored Bikini With Nipples
If you take a picture of a nipple and place it over the exact nipple your covering, is it still illegal to walk around…
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Slyde Handboards Let You Surf With Your Hands
Slyde Handboards are basically a miniature surfboard that you can strap your hand into and surf using just your hands, and is a perfect…
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Giant Soccer Ball 6 Feet In Diameter
The Giant Soccer Ball is a massive blow up futbol that spans 6 feet in diameter, and if you can’t have fun with a giant ball…
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Anywhere Fridge: Collapsible Solar Powered Refrigerator
The Anywhere Fridge is a mobile refrigerator that is powered using solar panels, fully collapsible to haul around anywhere, and completely weather resistant. Perfect…
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Spiked Beach Drink Holder
The spiker is a plastic, spike shaped drink holder that you can stab into the sand when you’re at the beach. No longer will you…
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Breezy Beach Chair Lets Air Flow Through
The Breezy Beach Reclinder by Frontgate is made from a breathable and quick drying dura-mesh that will surely cure that disgusting sweaty ass of…
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Guts, Innards, And Entrails One Piece Swimsuit
The ‘Dem Guts Swimsuit’ by Black Milk Clothing allows us to peek inside the human body to reveal the intestines, heart, lungs, and whatever else…
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Fat Wheeled All Terrain Trike
Brought to you by Rungu, the all-terrain trike is a three wheeled pedal cycle that will allow you to float across terrains such as…
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Stakeless Beach Tent
The Neso tent is a sunshade that you can bring to the beach or park to provide shade for up to 4-5 people or…
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Reserved Beach Towel
Reserve your spot on the beach while you take a dump at the outhouse without coming back to some human manatee squating on your…
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Zombie Bikini
The Zombie Bikini is a bikini for ladies or weird men, that resembles a zombie and make your boobs look like zombie eyes, and…
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Giant Tack Beach Chairs
The giant tack beach chairs are chairs that you can stick into the sand at the beach that resemble a giant tack. Easy to…
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One Hundred Dollar Bill Towel
It always feels good to wrap yourself in money. With the hundred dollar bill towel you can wrap yourself in money everyday after your…
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Giant Iceberg Inflatable Climbing Wall
The giant iceberg climbing wall is basically a floating mountain that you put in your lake, and can climb up and fall off without…
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Dog Pool Float
The Dog Pool Float is a floatation device constructued specifically for dogs in that it is made with heavy duty, scratch resistant material, and…
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Beach Thingy Instant Beach Sand Chair
The beach thingy instant beach chair is a chunk of plastic formed to the shape of a chair backing that you stab into the…
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Giant Inflatable Ring Toss
I won’t make a joke about how these rings resemble your mother’s jewelery, or how she would need to use all 5 of these…
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Hidden Sunscreen Lotion Flask
Bring booze to the beach without getting caught by those pesky beach cops, hide your liquor inside your sunscreen lotion bottle. The Sunscreen flask…
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Follow Me Bring Beer Sand Imprint Sandals
The Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops have text on the bottom of the sandals that imprint words in the sand as you walk.…
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Floating Pool Speaker
Reaching up to 100 feet of distance from the base, and withstanding depths of up to 3 feet, this battery operated floating pool speaker…
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Right Angle Spy Lens
There are two reasons anyone would ever need to use this camera lens. 1.) When you are secretly attempting to collect and report information…
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Water Mat Walk On Water
Become Jesus with the WaterMat and walk on water. The Watermat allows up to 1,200lbs of fatness to stand upon it’s 6′ x 18′…
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Doggles – Dog Sunglasses
Take your dog out to the beach on a hot sunny day without having to worry about them going blind from staring into the…
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Kilt Beach Towel
The Insta Kilt Beach towel measures in at 30” x 60” and comes in red or green. Once you wrap the towel around you…
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Webbed Fingers Gloves
The Darkfin gloves are flipper gloves that make your fingers webbed. The gloves increase your water surface area by 70% and are perfect for…
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Underwater Scooter
Using a Lithium Ion battery this water scooter can scoot you around at depths of 130 ft for roughly 70-120 minutes. The only downfall…
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