15 Best Pool Toys For Summer 2018

Who loves pizza? We all do? Now you can enjoy a whole pizza in the pool. You and 7 of your friends can lounge around on your own slice of heaven while keeping cool in the pool. You ARE the toppings.

The Inflatable Water Wheel Roller is like a hamster wheel for humans who like to have fun in the pool. Kids are going to love it. It floats, it rolls, it makes their time in the pool awesome.

Take your love of bumper cars and transfer it to the pool this summer. These babies have a power steering unit and a blaster. Bump and squirt everyone around you and maintain pool dominance. If this isn't one of the best pool toys ever made, I don't know what is...

Normally I don't condone gator-riding, but in this case it's perfectly safe. This Giant Gator Ride-On let's your kids ride on an alligator without all of the needless blood and thrashing. They'll have a blast in the pool this summer. One of the coolest pool floats for kids.

You sank my battleship! Yeah, I did. If you didn't want it sank, you shouldn't have put it in the pool. Battleship Beer Pong For The Pool is a great adult game to play in the pool on a hot day.  Truly one of the best pool toys ever, and might be the best way to get drunk in the pool as well.

Volleyball on land is just hot and tiring, but in the pool? That's a game that keeps you cool in the hot sun. This is a great game for the entire family. Best summer sport for the backyard.

Is that a giant cockroach in the pool? Why, yes it is. But instead of being nasty and filthy, this one is your new best friend. Lay of its back as you lounge in the pool. Even if the neighbors do think you're weird.

A pool float that also gives you a thong? Clearly this is the best pool float of 2018. It takes everyone's attire to the next level, and it also is a floatation device.

The AquaDuel Water Based Duel Game is like American Gladiator, but in your pool. Show off your skills on this obstacle course and if you fall in, so what. It's all part of the fun. I can't wait for the inevitable TV show.

If you've ever dreamed about being a mermaid, this Giant Inflatable Mermaid Tail Pool Float is the closest that you will get. At least you'll have a lovely and colorful tail while in the water. 

Get the whole gang together and float off to a magical land in this Giant Unicorn Lake Float. You'll all fit in. Though it might be hard to find a pool that fits this giant unicorn float, but if you do, more power to you. Otherwise, you'll be the coolest vessel on the lake. The most mythical too.

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Did a UFO crash into your pool. Is this Roswell all over again? I have no idea, but I'm piloting this thing all over the pool so I can cool off and spraying everyone with my water ray-gun.

Bring the rodeo into the pool. How long can you stay on this bucking bull while your friends shake it and splash all around you? Luckily it doesn't kick like a real bull. This is going to be fun for the whole family. 

My own bikini babe? In my pool? Sign me up for that. The Bikini Babe Pool Float is a bikini babe that you can cling to all day long. For floating purposes of course. This one will give everyone a chuckle as well as being a functional pool float.

There's also a muscular man pool float as well.

I don't think I've ever seen a chicken fight on the water before, but now I have. These Chicken Fight Pool Toys let you go up against each other in the pool. Last man on their chicken wins.