Cheeseburger Ball Gag
Made for the American BDSM connoisseur, the aptly named ‘silencing slider’ is a ball gag made to look like a mini cheeseburger. Made by…
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Ant Watch: A Wrist Watch That Contains Live Ants
If there was ever a poster boy for the phrase “Because Why Not”, the ant watch would be it. Simply put, the ant watch…
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A Hot Dog Shaped Glasses Case. Because Why Not?
Your glasses require special care, about as much special care as you give a fresh hot dog you were given at a baseball game…
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Giant Weed Bag Pillowcase
Your marijuana is important to you, rightly so. To make sure no one touches your stash, you most likely sleep with it under your…
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Baby Flask
No it’s not a flask for babies, it’s a flask hidden within a fake baby that you have strapped to your body. Simply fill…
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Fear and Loathing Realistic 3D Sculpture
This mind blowing sculpture is a 3D recreation of the movie poster from the movie ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ circa 1998, starring…
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Freak Masks: A Ski Mask That Lets You Wear Someones Face
Freak Masks are personalized ski masks that lets you wear someone else’s face, or if you really prefer the look of your own, you…
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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is really quite what it sounds like, a figurine of Hillary Clinton that allows you to squeeze her legs to…
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Kangaroo Testicles Bottle Opener
Roo Balls are kangaroo testicles that are made into a bottle opener and allow the kangaroos they came from to rest easy knowing that…
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Vintage Inappropriate Batman Water Gun
Toy makers sometimes have a tendency to make their toys a bit creepy and/or inappropriate, including Barbies that have fetuses in their stomachs, Hitler…
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Human Face Candle
There’s nothing quite like the smell of burning flesh to wake up to in the morning. The human face candle is a small wax…
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Mat Walk: A Bathroom Mat With Built In Slippers
Do you ever wish you could get out of the shower, immediately throw on your slippers, and trudge around the bathroom as if you…
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Le Grand Hat: Half Top Hat Half Baseball Cap
The Le Grand Hat is a hybrid that mixes the classiness of a top hat with the comfort and casualness of a baseball cap.…
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Flump Face: Print Your Face On A Giant Marshmallow
Have you ever just wanted to eat your own face? Well now you can with the Flump Face, a giant flat marshmallow that you…
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Bottoms Up Doorbell: A Doorbell Made From Wine Glasses
The Bottoms Up doorbell is a uniquely designed doorbell that is placed upside down on your celing and will play the classic ding-dong tune…
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This Fat Guy Will Rub Condiments On His Chest For A Birthday Video
A perfect birthday gift for a friend that lives far away, or maybe you just don’t like them that much, this guy will record…
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Alien Mind Control Halloween Mask
The alien mind control mask is a Halloween costume that makes it look like an alien has removed your head and replaced with a…
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Pugalope: A Wall Mounted Pug With Antlers
The Pugalope is an art piece (I think) that is a mix of a Pug and an Antelope that will surely captivate, confuse, frighten,…
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Kim Jong-Un Cat Scratching Post
The Kim Jong-Un Cat Scratching Post is a lifesize replica of Kim Jong Un made into a post for you cat to scratch, and…
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Bowl Of Ramen Noodles Phone and Tablet Dock
If the old Ramen Bowl iPhone Dock wasn’t weird enough for you, maybe this one will spark your wtf-o-meter. This Bowl of Ramen phone…
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Giant Cheeseburger Head Mask
Do you love cheeseburgers? Do you want the world to know how far your love for cheeseburgers really goes? Without making them look at…
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Mini Macaroni and Cheese Ring
The mini bowl of macaroni and cheese ring is quite literally what it sounds like, a tiny little bowl of mac n’ cheese that…
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TaTaTop: A Skin Colored Bikini With Nipples
If you take a picture of a nipple and place it over the exact nipple your covering, is it still illegal to walk around…
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Scary Peeper: A Peeping Tom Figurine To Scare People
UPDATE: Check out the new scary peeper that taps on your window. The Scary Peeper is a creepy looking figurine that you can place outside your…
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Frebble Lets You Hold Hands Over The Internet
The Frebble is a device that lets you hold hands with a loved one over the internet, so as you give your Frebble a…
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oPhone Lets You Send Smells Digitally To Your Friends
The oPhone lets you digitally send aromas to your friends through your phone. Just download their free app called oSnap, take a picture of…
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Giant Hand Shaped Phone Headset
The giant hand phone headset is basically a giant hand with it’s pinky and thumb sticking out that you can use as a headset…
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Giant Swiss Army Knife, Has 141 Different Functions
Known as the largest and most expensive Swiss Army Knife money can buy, the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant comes with a whopping…
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Dentures Inspired Makeup Compact Mirror
From the maker of the even creepier Dentures Bracelet, comes the Dentures Compact which is a makeup compact that was inspired by actual dentures…
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USB Powered Humping Dog
In the line of useless things you can buy in this world, the possibilities are endless, so why not throw one more product into…
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Serial Killer Playing Cards
The serial killer playing cards feature a different serial killer on each card and tells you facts about them including their birth date, date of death, where…
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Hands Over Eyes Glasses
Designed by American fashion designer Jeremy Scott, these creepy hands over eyes glasses are about as useful as a hipster with an empty set…
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