Human Ingredients T-Shirt
Do you ever wonder what the human body is made up of? You know, besides water, oxygen, a dirty old cheeseburger, and poop and…
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Funny Gift Ideas
Funny people are sometimes tough to buy gifts for because they usually one-up you when they give you a gift. Well no longer will that be the case, now that you’ve found this page filled with hilarious and quirky gifts that will surely make anyone laugh uncontrollably upon receiving. This gift guide is a vast catalog filled with unique gifts that are superbly funny which you won’t find in your general or retail stores. By default the gifts are sorted my our most popular items, which you can change and sort by price, or date if you like. You can also search the gifts by price range, and even combine another tag from our system to filter the gifts even further to your liking.
Poop Flinging Game With Velcro Hats
The Doody Head poop flinging game is a party game that uses two Velcro hats that you wear while trying to throw poop at each…
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Sandwich Bags With Bugs
Similar to the moldy lunch bags, the sandwich bags with bugs are plastic lunch bags that have an image of a bug on them…
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Pillow Tie: An Inflatable Necktie For Naps At Work
The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to…
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RunBell: A Bell You Wear Like a Ring To Clear Pedestrians When Running
Similar to a bell on a bike, the RunBell is a bell that you wear like a ring that you can ding to politely…
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Foaster: A Toaster Shaped iPhone Charger
The Foaster is a toaster like device that you can stick up to two iPhones into and will charge them, but unfortunately had a…
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Giant Mustache Magnet
The giant mustache magnet is indeed a giant mustache that you can slap on to your refrigerator when having a mustache themed party, on…
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USB Powered Humping Dog
In the line of useless things you can buy in this world, the possibilities are endless, so why not throw one more product into…
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Homer Simpson Eating Apple iPhone Case
The Homer Simpson iPhone case is a clear case that makes it look like Homer is eating the Apple logo that is on the…
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The Ambiguously Gay Duo Bobble Head
The Ambiguously Gay Duo bobble head is a delightful art piece featuring Ace and Gary straddling each other, and is perfect for placing in…
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Guts, Innards, And Entrails One Piece Swimsuit
The ‘Dem Guts Swimsuit’ by Black Milk Clothing allows us to peek inside the human body to reveal the intestines, heart, lungs, and whatever else…
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The Walking Dead Rick Grimes Bathrobe
The Rick Grimes bath robe is a replica of the clothes he wears on The Walking Dead except in bathrobe form, and will allow you to…
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Archer Suit Long Sleeve T-Shirt Costume
Become Archer anytime you please by putting on the Archer suit long sleeve shirt, which is a t-shirt made to look like an exact…
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Extra Long Extendable Fork
The extendable fork is a regular sized fork that can extend to up to 2 feet long and is great for when your brother…
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Gun Toilet Brush
One way or another you’ve gotta clean your shit stains off the toilet, so you might as well look like a bad-ass while doing so.…
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Baby Tattoo Sleeves Onesie
Make your baby be the baddest of asses amongst his “friends” that he gets placed next to at daycare, let him show the bitches…
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Robot Slippers With Sound
The robot slippers are giant bootie style slippers that make robot sounds every time you take a step, and is sure to piss off…
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Slothzilla Shower Curtain
What better way to take a shower than to have Slothzilla watching over you while you bathe, fighting away the planes and people that…
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Up Yours Middle Finger Mug
Similar to the have a nice day middle finger mug, this is basically the exact opposite, where instead of flipping the bird to strangers…
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Giant Man Hands Gloves
“She had man-hands!”The man hands are giant oversized man hands that you can wear like gloves to make yourself look like a silly person…
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Cat Straight Jacket and Muzzle
Does your cat need a timeout? Put them into the cat straight jacket. The cat straight jacket is a bag that you stuff your…
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Money Stacks Backpack
The money stacks backpack is a bag that makes it look like you are carrying around huge stacks of cash within your backpack and…
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Cheeseburger Socks
The cheeseburger socks are crew socks that make your legs look just like cheeseburgers, and if you are spotted wearing them by an obese…
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Sure Fuck Cologne
Similar to Sex Panther Cologne which 60% of the time, it works every time, Sure Fuck cologne works 100% of the time, as its…
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Wad Of Cash Wallet
The Wad of Cash Wallet is a wallet that makes it look like your’re carrying around a wad of 100 dollar bills that have…
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Too Cool To Do Drugs Pencils
The “Too Cool To Do Drugs” pencils are pencils that were given to kids in the 90’s as a drug slogan to help deter…
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
You’ve seen the big head squirrel feeder, you’ve seen the creepy horse head mask, why not mix the two together to make squirrels look…
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Filming Porn Quiet On The Set Door Hanger
The filming porn door hanger is one of those hotel slides that you hang on your door when you are making sweet love and…
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She Wants The D Piano T-Shirt
The ‘She Wants The D T-Shirt’ is a humorous sexual innuendo, because, you see, the key on the piano that is highlighted is actually…
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Shit Bitch You Is Fine Teddy Bear
Give your lady the gift of truth this Valentine’s Day, give her a teddy bear with the words “Shit Bitch You Is Fine” on…
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World’s Okayest Brother
Your brother deserves a little recoginition, he is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the…
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World’s Okayest Sister
Your sister deserves a little recognition, she is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the…
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‘See You In My Dreams’ Nicolas Cage Pillow Case
Fall asleep each night with the one true God, Nicolas Cage, as he slowly lulls you to sleep until you appear in his dreams,…
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