Sure Fuck Cologne

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Listed price
24.00
Where to find it
Amazon
Category
Ridiculous

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Similar to Sex Panther Cologne which 60% of the time, it works every time, Sure Fuck cologne works 100% of the time, as its name suggests. Not only does using this cologne guarantee you getting some action, but you also get a free condom so that you don’t accidentally create a baby you, which this world just doesn’t need. Sure Fuck cologne is not just a joke, but is an actual cologne that gives you a clean, fresh, and manly smell that is sure to give the ladies the pheromones they desire. The cologne comes in a 2oz bottle, and is a perfect gift idea for a birthday, a bachelor party, to give to your wedding party, or just for lonely bastards with no hope.

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Ryan Ruikkie

Ryan Ruikkie, the mastermind behind the weird and wonderful world of Odditymall, is a true eccentric at heart. With a penchant for all things strange and unusual, Ryan has built a platform where the wackiest, most outlandish products…