Toilet Yoga Book
Aptly named ‘Toilet Yoga (Because Sometimes Sh*t Doesn’t Happen)’, this book demonstrates poses and maneuvers that will help you poop if you’re having trouble…
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Funny Gift Ideas
Funny people are sometimes tough to buy gifts for because they usually one-up you when they give you a gift. Well no longer will that be the case, now that you’ve found this page filled with hilarious and quirky gifts that will surely make anyone laugh uncontrollably upon receiving. This gift guide is a vast catalog filled with unique gifts that are superbly funny which you won’t find in your general or retail stores. By default the gifts are sorted my our most popular items, which you can change and sort by price, or date if you like. You can also search the gifts by price range, and even combine another tag from our system to filter the gifts even further to your liking.
Prescription Pill Bottle Beer Bottle Opener
Sometimes you just have to prescribe yourself some beer. This beer bottle opener looks just like a prescription pill bottle, except the bottom of…
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Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce
I once went to a taco buffet and had about 2 plates of tacos and said to myself, “I’m pretty full”, and decided I…
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Smiling Dog Muzzle With Tongue Sticking Out
This dog muzzle is made with a print on the outside of it that makes it look like your dog is smiling with their…
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Realistic Old Man Mask
There’s many perks of being an old man, such as ranting and swearing in public, making racist comments without repercussions (although maybe that’s not…
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Mustache Doormat
There’s nothing quite like a mustache, and what better way to warn your guests of what might be lurking inside the house you’re about…
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Mushion: Your Face Made Into a Pillow
A Mushion is essentially a picture of your face blown up and made into a pillow or couch cushion, whichever you would consider this.…
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Hamburger Dog or Cat Bed
Quite similar and most likely a copy of the original Hamburger Cat Bed that we’ve featured in the past, this Hamburger bed is made…
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Wish You Were Beer Pink Floyd T-Shirt
Parodying Pink Floyd, arguably the best band ever, this t-shirt reads “Wish You Were Beer”, of course taken from the famous song “Wish You…
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Ghostbusters Floating Slimer Halloween Decoration
Where does all the food go when Slimer devours all of it? To that booty! I mean just look at that thing. Granted you’re…
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Star Wars Ewok Dog Costume
‘Tis the season for dressing your dog up and making them look like an idiot, and when not dressing them up to look like…
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Pooping Dogs Calendar 2016
Finally, the wait is over! The 2016 version of the pooping dogs calendar is here. There’s now no need to go around taking creepy…
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Stress Sausages Are a New Terrifying Anger Management Solution
What is with stress relief toys all having to have some sort of sexual innuendo to them. I mean stress BALLS, and now stress…
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Star Wars AT-AT Imperial Walker Dog Costume
Every year for Halloween we all dress up and create creative costumes to make some sort of reference towards pop culture. Whether you’re dressing…
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Pooch Selfie Holds A Ball On Your Phone For Easy Selfies With Your Dog
I find it impossible to get a picture with my dog, it seems like no matter what she’s doing, if I bring out my…
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Anti-Cat Keyboard Cover
If you’ve bought the cat laptop scratcher and it’s not working to deter your cat from laying on your keyboard, this anti-cat keyboard cover…
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Portable Pizza Pouch: A Pizza Slice Holding Lanyard
Aptly named the Portable Pizza Pouch, this lanyard is able to hold a slice of pizza around your neck. Perfect for when your hands…
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Cat Flicking You Off iPhone Case
If you haven’t seen the t-shirt that features a cat in the pocket of the shirt that secretly flicks you off when you pulled…
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Knob Gobbler Protects Your Doors From Damaging Your Walls
With probably one of the best product names in existence, the Knob Gobbler is a device that not only protects your doors from damaging…
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The Hangover Cup Is A Giant Sippy Cup For Hungover Adults
There comes a time in everyone’s life where you wake up with such a bad hangover that the simple act of lifting your head…
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Cecil The Lion Killer Halloween Costume
It seems the point of a successful Halloween costume now-a-days is just to be as offensive as possible, along with somehow displaying via your…
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$50,000 In Movie Prop Money
I can’t think of a circumstance where a fake stack of $50,000 wouldn’t come in handy in one way or another. Take for instance…
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Bone Appétit Spoon: A Bone Shaped Cooking Spoon
The Bone Appétit spoon is a cooking spoon that looks just like a caveman fashioned it from some rival neanderthal’s arm that he just…
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Minivan Prevention Kit: A Birth Control Cozy
The minivan prevention kit is a small little pouch that you can place your birth control essentials in so that you’ll never have to…
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Rusty Shackleford’s Pocket Sand
Pocket sand is probably the best way to fend off an attacker that’s within close proximity. Not only will you not have to worry…
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Bacon Scarf: A Scarf That Looks Exactly Like Delicious Bacon
This bacon scarf looks so much like delicious greasy bacon that I would probably just end up putting the end of it in my…
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Talented Motherfucker Nameplate
When you exhibit as much talent as yourself, there’s really no need for names as you can pretty much be referenced by the amount…
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This Big Red Button Attaches To Your Computer To Release Stress at Work
The ‘Computer Sanity System’ as so it’s called is a big red emergency button that attaches to your computer that can run various tasks…
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Taco Belle Dress
Nothing fulfills a nerd’s fantasies more than mixing beautiful Disney princesses with Tacos, and no that’s not some sort of dirty innuendo. The Taco…
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Slipperlands Are Timblerland Boots In Slipper Form
Sometimes it’s hard to slip out of your Timberland’s when you walk inside, not just because it takes a while to unlace them, but…
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This Squirrel Chair Attaches To Your Tree
Squirrels are an odd bunch, as some people consider them a pest and try to kill them or get them out of their yards,…
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Pug Off Doormat
Pugs play by their own rules, which is why they would need this warning for anyone about to enter their home. If people don’t…
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Put Me Down Toilet Seat Decal Sticker
Sometimes us guys need a little reminder to put the toilet seat down when we’re done peeing so that you when you come to…
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