Collapsible Food Transfer Scraper
You’ve cut up a bunch of onions, your eyes are swollen shut, and you need to transfer the onions to the pot that is…
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Fork With A Thumb
Our silverware have finally adapated opposable thumbs to help us fatties consume food faster and more efficiently. The Fork With A Thumb is a…
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Magnetic Measuring Spoons
The magnetic measuring spoons are a set of measuring spoons that are magnetic so that you can attach them to your fridge, or oven…
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Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks
Whether you need to tear apart some pork to make pulled pork sandwiches, carry a turkey across a room without dirtying or burning your…
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Epicurean Pizza Cutter
Sometimes you just need to cut, eat, devour, and defecate your pizza as quickly as possible, and get to your next meal as fast…
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Potato Scrubbing Gloves
Finally rubbing your poatoes won’t seem so weird to everyone else, since now it serves a purpose. The potato scrubbing gloves are a pair…
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Silicone Plant Leaf Plates
The silicone leaf plates are a great alternative to paper plates when you are just looking for something small to snack on such as…
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Nibble Cake Tasting Pan
The nibble cake pan is a cake pan that has a small mini pan outside of the main pan so that you can make…
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White Castle Hamburger Scented Candle
There’s nothing quite like taking a drunken trip to White Castle at 3 in the morning, walking through the drive-thru and ordering a crave-case…
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Sex Position Cookie Cutters
The Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters are a set of cookie cutters that will make cookies in the shape of sex positions. Let your children…
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Hand Shaped Salt And Pepper Mills
The HomeToolz Handy salt and pepper shakers are a set of salt and pepper shakers that are shaped like a right or a left…
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Soup And Cracker Mugs
The soup and cracker mug is an oversized mug that has a second area to keep things in that you would like to keep…
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FingerPickin Finger Food Sampler
The Fred and Friends FingerPickin Cocktail Picks are small little things that you put over your finger so that you can eat samples of…
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Breakfast Sandwich Maker
As if your kitchen needed another appliance that you never use, the breakfast sandwich making machine will change your life for the worse, as…
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Blood Splatter Cutting Board
The blood splatter cutting board is a mis-shaped cutting board that looks like a pool of blood after you murdered your spouse with a…
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I’m Not Sure If I Should Be In Love Or Offended With This Titanic Gravy Boat
The titanic gravy boat is a gravy boat shaped like the Titanic, as in it’s a boat, so why not make it look like…
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Lobster Claw Oven Mitts
Looking for your next set of oven mitts? Why not Zoidberg? The Lobster Claw oven mitts are the greatest way you could possibly take…
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Human Organ Lunchbox
The human organ lunchbox is a lunchbox that looks like human organ transport container and is the only real way to eat your lunch…
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Watermelon Knife
The watermelon knife is a knife that looks, feels, sounds, and smells just like a real watermelon and is great for cutting up watermelons,…
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Buddha Butter Dish
The Buddha Butter Dish is a butter dish that has the one and only Buddha covering your butter, so that before you go knifing…
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Man Bowl The Human Dog Bowl
The dog bowl shaped human bowl or ‘Man Bowl’ is basically a dog bowl with the word ‘MAN’ on it, which is supposed to…
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Skull Shaped Eggs Maker
Eat like a pirate in the morning with your eggs shaped like a skull. That is how pirates eat breakfast right? Their mommy makes…
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Cheeseburger Earmuffs
You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in…
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Keyboard Plate
As if there weren’t already enough crumbs, dandruff, and nose hairs already inbetween the keys of your keyboard, now lets just serve some food…
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Mini Pretzel Baking Pan
Is there any shape that is more delicious than a pretzel? Squares are terrible, circles are boring, triangles… please… When you eat a cookie…
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Cutting Board With Storage Drawer
The cutting board with a storage drawer is great for cooking at home when you have a lot of crap to cut but no…
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Portion Control Meal Measurement Tool
Are you a fatty and can’t control the amount of food you intake per meal? Do you eat until you are full, not eat…
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Sword Popsicle Tray
Swordsicles, or the sword popsicle tray is a tray that you fill with juicy goodness, throw in a sword handle, and wait a dreaded…
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Kurukurunabe Self Stirring Pot
The Kurukurunabe Self Stirring Pot is a new pot that stirs your food by itself using the boiling water inside of it as its way…
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Butter Saver Cap
No longer will you have to find some tupperware, plastic cling wrap, or heaven forbid, fold the butter packing over the open area. The…
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Big Boobs Salt and Pepper Shakers
WIth the big boobs salt and pepper shakers you get to have a new salt and pepper set to add seasoning to your foods,…
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Karate Chop Lettuce Chopper
The Karate Chop Lettuce Chopper is a lettuce cutter that is shaped like a hand so you can chop your lettuce like you would…
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Edible Spray Paint
Is the crap you eat not unhealthy enough for you? When you are shoveling candy into your disgustingly fat mouth, are you thinking, I…
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