Blood Splatter Cutting Board

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Listed price
14.99
Where to find it
thinkgeek
Category
Home & Kitchen

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The blood splatter cutting board is a mis-shaped cutting board that looks like a pool of blood after you murdered your spouse with a butcher’s knife and it is now pouring down the side of the counter, either that or it looks like you just squashed a tomato on your counter… Using your spouses decapitated head. The splash illusion kitchen cutting board is made from food-safe plastic, is dishwasher safe, and also comes with (if you buy it) a spoon rest that makes it look like you bashed your husbands skull in with a ladle (only $9.99). The bloody cutting board measures 14.5 inches x 11.25 inches x 4.25 inches (vertical dip).

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Ryan Ruikkie

Ryan Ruikkie, the mastermind behind the weird and wonderful world of Odditymall, is a true eccentric at heart. With a penchant for all things strange and unusual, Ryan has built a platform where the wackiest, most outlandish products…