We found 8 Gadgets To Help 'Protect' You From Coronavirus
Date Published: 03/03/2020 3:09 PM
The dreaded COVID-19 virus is after all of us. Luckily, there's products and gadgets out there that will help you through this epidemic to protect you from all of the sick and germ-ridden people you come across in your everyday life! Note: most of these are joke products, so you should probably not take this article too seriously, nor should you use any of these items to actually help protect yourself from Coronovirus!
This bed cleaning robot that'll kill germs and bacteria in your bed sheets
Just set this little bed sheet cleaning robot (bed Roomba?) loose on your bed when staying in hotels or Airbnbs to ensure there's no leftover bacteria in your bed before you sleep in it!
This Anti-Bacterial Sleeping Cocoon Keeps You Free From Germs and Viruses From Your Sickly Family
Go to sleep in your own little cocoon at night to help keep away from your sick family. It seals up your entire body, and is made form anti-bacterial material.
This Plastic Shield That'll Protect You From The World In Front Of You
Become the bubble boy on the go with this human shield. It's called the Baby Shield, but it's certainly useful beyond just babies. Why interact with people normally when you could do it behind a germ-safe barrier instead.
This Germaphobe's Key-chain Will Help You Open Doors and Hold Handles Without Touching Anything
It's called the Gryp key-chain, and allows you to go through life without actually touching anything. Why use a balled up tissue in your pocket to touch everything when a reusable key-chain will do the trick.
These disposable one-time-use soap bars will keep you germ free wherever you go
These tiny bars a just as thick as a sliver, and instantly dissolve when put under water. Just keep a pack in your pocket for whenever you need a good hand cleaning!
This Beer Pong Ball Cleaner will ensure there's never an ounce of Coronavirus on your balls
Whenever your ping pong ball falls on the floor, you hope it never makes it into a cup that you in turn have to chug. This beer pong ball cleaner will ensure it's cleaned instantly so your game can go on without any Coronovirus involved.
This handy extra hand will ensure you never have to touch anything or anyone again
It's called the Handy Hand, and it's basically an extra hand on a stick that lets you shake hands with people without touching them, touch buttons in public, or cough into instead of getting your own germs back on yourself. You don't want to get double coronovirus.
This Antibacterial Toothbrush Holder Sterilizes Up To 5 Toothbrushes
You never know what's lurking on your own toothbrush! This unique wall-or-mirror-mounted toothbrush holder will sanitize your toothbrushes after each use, thus killing all germs, viruses, and bacteria!
Parody Alert: Please do not attempt to use any of these products to actually protect yourself from Coronavirus!