Cigarette Shaped Lighter This lighter looks pretty much exactly like a regular cigarette and is the most meta way you can light your cigarette. To use it… More Info
Donald Trump Toilet Paper When it comes to toilet paper, you really have a wide variety of choices of wiping your leftover feces onto the faces of politicians.… More Info
Nicolas Cage Face Stamp Sometimes we come across products that are so simple, yet in their simplicity, they are among the top products we feature. This Nicolas cage… More Info
Macbook Air Compact Mirror This mini MacBook is a compact mirror that you can use for makeup or just checking out your sweet gamer bowl cut. The compact… More Info
500 Pre-Made Paper Airplanes Paper airplanes are great and all, but taking 30 seconds out of my day to make one isn’t likely to happen. Well luckily this… More Info
BaKBlade Is an Extra Long Shaver To Shave Your Own Back If you’re a lonely man with no roommates, no girlfriend, no wife, no family, not even a stranger off craigslist that’s willing to shave… More Info
Unicorn Head Hanging Squirrel Feeder The trend seems to be that for every weird and unusual animal mask that is made for humans, months later a smaller mask of… More Info
The Slow Joe Zombie Mugs are Amazingly Realistic Zombie Coffee Mugs The Slow Joe is a coffee mug that looks like a zombie, and not just any standard zombie mug that you can buy on… More Info
These Creepy Upskirt Umbrellas Are Becoming a Thing In Japan Japan is at it again with their creepy ways. This time around it’s an umbrella that makes it look like your looking up a… More Info
The Beard Bro Helps You Shape Your Beard Perfectly Every Time The Beard Bro is a device that helps you shape your beard by helping you get symmetry in your beard so you don’t look like some… More Info
There’s a WIndex Bottle Shaped iPhone Case, And We Weirdly Want One The Windex phone case is an iPhone 6 case that looks just like a spray bottle of window cleaner. Moschino, a fashion design company… More Info
Your Ticket To Poundtown Condom With Map There’s nothing more romantic than when a man and a woman are about to join arms in coitus, when the female asks the male… More Info
Hand Shaped Head Holder Makes For Better Posture and Naps At Work This weird little hand thing attaches to your desk at work or home and will hold your head up for you while you work… More Info
This Duct Tape Key-Chain Holds an Emergency Stash of Duct Tape It’s always nice to have a bit of duct tape around in case you find yourself in some sort of emergency where you need… More Info
‘Freck Yourself’ Gives You Semi-Permanent Freckles Freck Yourself is a new semi-permanent freckle cosmetic that will give you realistic looking freckles that will last for up to 2 days. Maybe… More Info
A Cookie Cutter Shaped Like Your Face, Or Your Dog’s Face If you wanted to eat yourself, you might want to go take a look at the giant edible marshmallow that you can print your… More Info
These Lego Slippers Ensure You’ll Never Injure Your Feet Stepping On Legos Again To help parents with young-ones who often leave sharp LEGO blocks scattered around the floor, LEGO has created these LEGO slippers to help soften… More Info
Clip-In Man Bun Ok, when I said that the Emoji Keyboard signified the end of an educated and cultured civilization, I was apparently right, because look what… More Info
Giant Shrimp Travel Neck Pillow Why would anyone purchase a regular travel neck pillow when you can purchase a travel pillow that looks like a giant shrimp. Not only… More Info
The Emoji Keyboard Does the Emoji Keyboard signify the end of the civilized, cultured, and educated world as we know it? Most likely. But do I want… More Info
Mushion: Your Face Made Into a Pillow A Mushion is essentially a picture of your face blown up and made into a pillow or couch cushion, whichever you would consider this.… More Info
Chili Pepper Umbrellas “Defeat the drizzle with a little sizzle”, is just one of many stupid puns you could use while describing an umbrella shaped like a… More Info
Stress Sausages Are a New Terrifying Anger Management Solution What is with stress relief toys all having to have some sort of sexual innuendo to them. I mean stress BALLS, and now stress… More Info
Selfie Spoon Does it mark the beginning of the end of the world? Or does it mark the beginning of fabulously fashionable cereal eating? The Selfie… More Info
Caffeinated Shaving Cream Much like how heroine addicts begin to stick their needles in between their toes to hide the fact that they’re shooting up, this shaving… More Info
This Insect Repellent Perfume Lets You Smell Good And Deter Bugs Are you sick of spraying a dirty aerosol can on yourself that smells like brunt diapers every time you want to step outside into… More Info
Rusty Shackleford’s Pocket Sand Pocket sand is probably the best way to fend off an attacker that’s within close proximity. Not only will you not have to worry… More Info
Encapsulate Your Hole-In-One Golf Ball People encapsulate baseballs they’ve caught at games, footballs that were given to them after a great game of high-school football, and yes, people actually… More Info
Cow Head Backpack This cow head backpack is a leather backpack in the shape of a cow head, and is a bit of a crude way of… More Info
Wearable Hummingbird Feeding Mask This mask aptly named ‘eye2eye’ is a wearable hummingbird feeder that allows you to watch hummingbirds feed off of your face within about an… More Info
This Fake Phone Is Not a Phone But an Ear and Thumb Massager ‘This Is Not A Phone’ as so it’s called is not a phone as it says, but a supposed ear and thumb massager that’s… More Info
Clear Bar of Soap With A Razer Blade Inside This bar of soap contains a rusty razor blade inside of it so that as the soap gets used and worn down, the razer… More Info
Casualties Of War: Realistic (Yet Depressing) Little Green Army Men Figures The ‘Casualties of War’ is a limited edition art piece collection that depicts the realistic side to the little green army men, and what… More Info