You Can Now Get a Pillow In The Shape Of a Butt
Date Published: 03/29/2019 11:29 AM (Updated: 06/20/2019 11:55 AM)
As I write this post in a centralized location in a Starbucks, I can only imagine what the people around me think of me. Am I a lonely man looking to purchase a yoga-pants wearing butt pillow to snuggle up with a night, become my 1/4 wife? No, I'm just looking to help those lonely men looking for a 1/4 wife of their own.. My only regret in life was looking at the related products on Amazon where a waterproof pillowcase can be found.
The Buttress is a butt shaped pillow that features just a butt, and part of the legs, and is made to look like a women's butt wearing yoga pants. Quite similar to the fake boyfriend pillow, fake girlfriend pillow, or the practice make-out pillow, the butt shaped pillow will provide the touch and feel of a real person for whatever purpose you might need it for...
There is said to be a sweet spot on the butt shaped pillow that provides ample support for your neck and cradles your head. It's perfect for side, back and stomach sleepers, and is excellent for use in any position while you sleep.
If you feel so invigorated, the thighs separate so that you an actually dress your butt pillow into your favorite pajamas or undies. Plus, when not being used as a face or body pillow, the butt shaped pillow can be used as a handy little phone or table stand.
The yoga pants wearing butt pillow comes in a few different colors to choose from, is made using 100% premium natural latex made from the sap of trees, and includes permanent silky inner cover and yoga-pant outer cover + 2 mini-butt keychains and stickers, postcards and care and use set. The butt shaped pillow measures 15 inches long x 15 inches wide x 8 inches thicc.
Check out the yoga pants wearing butt shaped pillow in action via the video below.
You can also use the butt shaped pillow as a travel pillow if you don't mind people staring at you on the plane as you bury your face into the crack of a butt.
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