Umbrella Solar Charging Station

Sit outdoors on the patio and charge your tablet, smartphone, laptop, etc. using a solar panel on the top of the umbrella. An attached backup battery ensures you'll have power even in overcast weather. Now you have no excuse to not have a screen in front of your fat sweaty face at all times, even when you are outside you will be a slave to your screen, so keep hitting that refresh button on your facebook page, maybe someone updated their status this time...