Portable Pocket Shower

You lost your job, you lost your wife, you lost your house, your living on the streets, but at least you can scoop a few gallons out of a public toilet and throw it into your portable shower bladder and get a nice clean shower once a day. Now just shave that beard, dig up a newly buried dead guy, steal his suit, and you got yourself a job sir! The pocket shower holds up to 2.6 gallons and will give you roughly an 8 minute shower. The compact design lets you fold it up into a 3'' x 6'' pouch that you can easily fit into your pocket (hence pocket shower).