Donkey Ass Cigarette Dispenser
Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from…
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Baseball Bat Flashlight
Sometimes a flashlight just isn’t enough to fend off rapists and/or intruders that may come into your house at night, so why not mix…
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Ninja Knife Magnets
I can’t think of a better way to show your daughter how proud you are of her for getting an A+ on her spelling…
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9mm Bullet Shaped Earbuds
Similar to the pencil ear buds, the bullet shaped earbuds will make it appear as if you were shot in both ears, but instead…
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Cereal Killer Spoon
The cereal killer spoon is a spoon with the words ‘Cereal Killer’ imprinted on it, and if you couldn’t figure that out by looking…
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Giant Inflatable Ring Toss
I won’t make a joke about how these rings resemble your mother’s jewelery, or how she would need to use all 5 of these…
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Mailbox Security Vault
Personally I need my mail to be as secure as possible, I wouldn’t want anyone stealing my coupons for 3% off at Kmart (only…
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Gas Burner Grill Protectors
Can we all agree that cleaning a gas stove is the worst chore in the world, no matter how hard you scrub, that splattered…
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Grass Ring
Made out of sustainable walnut wood and all natural grass that has been dried and preserved, the grass ring is hand made from start…
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Missile Balloons For Your Car
The inflatable missile balloons are unfortunately just a concept made for a marketing competition that won a Cannes Lions award in 2004. If the…
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Hand Crank Phone Charger
When camping, sometimes it’s nice to have a phone with you to get Justin Beiber’s latest tweet so that he can keep you updated…
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Grass Blade Shaped Pens
The terribly named, probably wrongly translated ‘Pooleaf’ pen is a pen that resembles a long blade of grass, and is sure to spice up…
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Theres No Place Like 127.0.0.1 Doormat
If you don’t understand then move along, the 127.0.0.1 doormat is a product for nerds, losers and/or virgins only. Place this mat by your…
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Zombie Bottle Opener
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or…
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Authentic Yankee Stadium Bleacher Bar Stool
These authentic stadium bleacher seats were pryed off, out from the original Yankee Stadium before it was demolished in 2010 and made into a…
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Handvas Hand Shaped Picture Mount
Handvas is a unique picture holder that is basically two hands that you can attach to your wall that will hold up your art,…
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Buffet Style Cereal Dispenser
Make it seem like every day is a buffet with the Zevro Dual Dry Food Dispenser. Now you can throw away all those pesky…
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Dog Ball Fetching Machine
The GoDogGo ball thrower is a remote control dog fetching machine that, with each click of a button, makes you lazier, and your dog…
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Cactus Shaped Toothpick Holder
The Cactooph toothpick holder is a plastic cactus that measures 6 inches tall and will hold your toothpicks for you with a little bit…
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Clip On Table Cup Holder
The DrinkClip clip-on cup holder is a clip that attaches to any table or shelf and will hold your drink, your phone, or whatever…
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Fake TV Light Burglar Deterrent
The Fake TV Light is a light that you turn on while you are not home so that from outside it looks like someone…
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Bicycle Exhaust Noise Maker
Do you want to annoy every one of your neighbors and make your bike riding slower, harder, and have more drag? In just 5…
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Broom Cleaning Dustpan
Assuming you actually sweep your floors and you don’t just leave it unswept until it resembles carpet, the broom cleaning dust pan could come…
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Pizza Bed Sleeping Bag
The Pizza Bed is a hand made sleeping bag made from recycled quilts and satin sheets that, just like any other pizza place, is…
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Thumb Hole Buddha Bowls
The Buddha Bowls are bowls that have a thumb hole in them so that the bowl rests on the palm of your hand and…
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Pixel Wall Clock
Why is it so hard to tell the time? Are you drunk? Probably, but moreso the reason is you are looking at a pixelated…
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Car Swivel Food Tray
The fact that you can even fit inside your car astounds me, but now you can’t even wait a 10 minute car ride to…
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Thor’s Hammer Nightlight
Did Thor himself just smash his hammer through your wall? No you silly goose, that’s just a night light. Isn’t there something ironic about…
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DropCatch Magnetic Bottle Opener
The DropCatch Magnetic Bottle Opener is a bottle opener you mount on your wall and as you open beer bottles, a magnet catches the…
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Giant Yard Dice
Ever wanted to play Yahtzee outside in your lawn? Me neither, but you can if you want, now that you purchased these giant lawn…
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Bra Gun Holster
Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all…
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Ulraviolet LED Blacklight Flashlight
Some things are better left unseen, kind of like hairs on a public toilet seat. Once you see a hair, you are going to…
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Easy Open Key Chain Ring
I think one of the greatest feelings in the world is when your fingernail bends backwards. There’s just something about it when your fingernail…
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