Robot Slippers With Sound The robot slippers are giant bootie style slippers that make robot sounds every time you take a step, and is sure to piss off… More Info
Mini Solar Powered Car The micro solar car is a miniature solar powered car that has a solar panel that covers the entire roof of the car and… More Info
Slothzilla Shower Curtain What better way to take a shower than to have Slothzilla watching over you while you bathe, fighting away the planes and people that… More Info
Cloak Anti-Social Network – Helps You Hide From Everyone Now-a-days everyone is way too connected to each other, with the help of a new app called Cloak you can hide from everyone and… More Info
Grenade Shaped Tire Valve Caps The grenade tire valve caps are caps for your tire valves on your car that are shaped just like mini grenades and if there… More Info
JIMI – Make Your iMac’s USB Ports Accessible Sometimes Apple’s design decisions compromise the usability of the actual device, it may look pretty, but actually terrible to use, such as the iMacs… More Info
Lock And Roll Under Bed Personal Safe The lock and roll under bed safe is a personal safe that you can use to store drugs candy, porn sports magazines, and sex… More Info
Hippopotamus Lawn Ornament Those damn kids, why can’t they just stay off your lawn? Try scaring them away using the hippo lawn sculpture. Just place it in… More Info
Hands Free Bicycle Dog Leash The Petego Springlead bicycle leash is a device that you can attach to your bike so that you can go on a bike ride… More Info
Vipukirves Wood Splitting Axe Instead of going to buy firewood at the gas station like a lazy slob, why don’t you try doing some work yourself and split… More Info
Belt Buckle Knife Sometimes you need to use your belt buckle for purposes other than drinking, and holding your pants up below your fat gut, like killing,… More Info
Pre-Distressed Vintage Bicycle Playing Cards The vintage bicycle playing cards are a set of 1800 series cards that are pre-distressed so they look like they are from the 1800’s… More Info
Iron Hotman Pot Holder The Hotman is a pot holder that is designed to look like a man on his back holding up your pot using all of… More Info
Airplane Seat Mount For Mobile Devices Are you a cheap bastard and purchased a ticket on a plane that has no screen in front of you for you to pick… More Info
Confetti High Five To celebrate national high five day why not use the FiestaFive which is a device you attach to your hand and as you give… More Info
Atomic Bomb Pen And Explosion Notepad The bomb pen is a writing utensil that looks just like an atomic bomb, and is great for writing haiku’s, creating art on your… More Info
Pet Shower Curtain With Bubble Boy Arms IT WAS MOOPS! The pet shower curtain with bubble boy arms lets you wash your dog from the comfort of the other side of… More Info
Carbon Fiber Money Clip If you’re looking for something to match your carbon fiber toilet seat, or your carbon fiber playing cards look no further. The carbon fiber… More Info
Up Yours Middle Finger Mug Similar to the have a nice day middle finger mug, this is basically the exact opposite, where instead of flipping the bird to strangers… More Info
Halfbike: A Stand Up Tricycle I would describe the halfbike as a cross somewhere between a penny-farthing and a Segway, as you stand up and peddle like you would… More Info
Lego Garden Blocks TogetherFarm Blocks are Lego like modular building blocks that you can use to build a container for your raised bed garden and is an… More Info
City Map Dinner Plates The city map plates are a set of 4 dinner plates that have images of city maps on them including these 4 cities: Chicago,… More Info
Euler’s Disk: A Hypnotic Infinite Spinning Disk If you were to buy a toy online after getting drunk or after taking some drugs, this would most likely be it. Euler’s Spinning… More Info
Ceramic Caveman Mug Stop dragging your knuckles on the ground, today you’ve created an invention to drink liquids without having to put your lips directly into a… More Info
Baseball Glove Oven Mitt There’s no other way to make an apple pie, a tray of tater tots, or a pot roast than to take it out of… More Info
Matte Black Steel Comb Sometimes a quality comb is just what the doctor ordered, imagine combing through your angel hair with a steel goddess of a comb like… More Info
KettleClamp: Adjustable Kettlebell Want to get ripped up like Joe Rogan but don’t want to shell out money for a new Zombie Bell, or Primal Bell everytime… More Info
Screwpop Travel Stash Keychain and Flashlight The Screwpop is a keychain that has many different functions, one version includes a flashlight on the end of it, and the other version… More Info
Drink Holder Pillow The drink holder pillow has two pockets on the top of the pillow where you can hold your beer or remote while you lounge… More Info
Stand Or Sit Ergonomic Workstation When you sit all day, sitting sucks, when you stand all day, standing sucks, so why not give yourself the option to work both… More Info
Giant Man Hands Gloves “She had man-hands!”The man hands are giant oversized man hands that you can wear like gloves to make yourself look like a silly person… More Info
9V Battery Flashlight Attachment The 9v battery flashlight is a small device that you can attach directly to a 9v battery to make a mini flashlight and is… More Info
Year Long Clock The year long clock is an analog wall clock that has 1 hand on it that makes one full revolution every 365 days. Using… More Info