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Motorized Bumper Car Boats
The motorized bumper boats are a great way to transport your fat body from one end of the pool to the other, to obtain a snack, or to get to the pool exit to release your bowels. Just hope that someone in another bu
$79.00More Info 07/12/2013 2:01 AM -
Wooden Deck Of Cards
A couple questions here on these wooden cards: How do you shuffle them? Couldn't you memorize the grains and shades of the wood on the aces? Splinters? When playing Go Fish can you ask "Do you have wood?", $200 for
$200.00More Info 07/11/2013 2:01 PM -
Donkey Ass Cigarette Dispenser
Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from the balloon knot of the donkey. Just push down on the donkey's ears and a cigarette wil
$8.64More Info 07/11/2013 2:01 AM -
Baseball Bat Flashlight
Sometimes a flashlight just isn't enough to fend off rapists and/or intruders that may come into your house at night, so why not mix the safety and protection of a baseball bat with the sight assistance of a flashli
$29.99More Info 07/10/2013 2:01 PM -
Ninja Knife Magnets
I can't think of a better way to show your daughter how proud you are of her for getting an A+ on her spelling test then by making it appear you have stabbed it onto the fridge with a ninja knife. The Ninja Knife Ma
$17.95More Info 07/10/2013 10:01 AM -
9mm Bullet Shaped Earbuds
Similar to the pencil ear buds, the bullet shaped earbuds will make it appear as if you were shot in both ears, but instead of crying and bleeding profusely, I will be rocking all night long (until around 8:30PM whe
$10.26More Info 07/10/2013 6:01 AM -
Cereal Killer Spoon
The cereal killer spoon is a spoon with the words 'Cereal Killer' imprinted on it, and if you couldn't figure that out by looking at the image, let me direct you to our page dedicated to the blind. The Cereal Killer
$15.00More Info 07/10/2013 2:01 AM -
Giant Inflatable Ring Toss
I won't make a joke about how these rings resemble your mother's jewelery, or how she would need to use all 5 of these rings to say afloat, just as long as you acknowledge that your mother is fat. Now that we are pa
$39.99More Info 07/09/2013 2:02 PM -
Mailbox Security Vault
Personally I need my mail to be as secure as possible, I wouldn't want anyone stealing my coupons for 3% off at Kmart (only valid on Tuesdays between 8:00am - 8:15am). Luckily the Mailbox Vault is here to protect my
$188.65More Info 07/09/2013 10:02 AM -
Gas Burner Grill Protectors
Can we all agree that cleaning a gas stove is the worst chore in the world, no matter how hard you scrub, that splattered spaghetti sauce from 7 months ago never seems to come off. Who makes a stove top white anyway
$14.50More Info 07/09/2013 6:02 AM -
Grass Ring
Made out of sustainable walnut wood and all natural grass that has been dried and preserved, the grass ring is hand made from start to finish, and is sure to impress the hippy girls at the next musical festival you
$54.00More Info 07/09/2013 2:01 AM -
Missile Balloons For Your Car
The inflatable missile balloons are unfortunately just a concept made for a marketing competition that won a Cannes Lions award in 2004. If the missile balloons were a real product, and you used them in America, you
ConceptMore Info 07/08/2013 2:08 PM -
Hand Crank Phone Charger
When camping, sometimes it's nice to have a phone with you to get Justin Beiber's latest tweet so that he can keep you updated about world events, stock exchange updates, or new congress legislature while your away.
$59.95More Info 07/08/2013 10:05 AM -
Grass Blade Shaped Pens
The terribly named, probably wrongly translated 'Pooleaf' pen is a pen that resembles a long blade of grass, and is sure to spice up your dusty, cheeto crumbed, coffee stained desk. For just $5 you can purchase one
$5.00More Info 07/07/2013 7:43 AM -
Theres No Place Like 127.0.0.1 Doormat
If you don't understand then move along, the 127.0.0.1 doormat is a product for nerds, losers and/or virgins only. Place this mat by your door and let it be a calling or a flag to all those who come to your home to
$59.99More Info 07/04/2013 5:41 AM -
Zombie Bottle Opener
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn't figure that out from reading the title and/or viewing the image, then you should probably just leave now. The zombies are hand
$15.90More Info 07/03/2013 10:02 AM -
Authentic Yankee Stadium Bleacher Bar Stool
These authentic stadium bleacher seats were pryed off, out from the original Yankee Stadium before it was demolished in 2010 and made into a bar stool for freak Yankee memorabilia collectors like yourself. The seats
$899.99More Info 07/03/2013 6:01 AM -
Handvas Hand Shaped Picture Mount
Handvas is a unique picture holder that is basically two hands that you can attach to your wall that will hold up your art, picture, or print by pinching it, in a way that resembles a designer holding up their own p
$180.00More Info 07/03/2013 2:01 AM -
Buffet Style Cereal Dispenser
Make it seem like every day is a buffet with the Zevro Dual Dry Food Dispenser. Now you can throw away all those pesky cereal boxes laying around with only crumbs at the bottom, better yet, throw all your food away.
$34.10More Info 07/02/2013 2:01 PM -
Dog Ball Fetching Machine
The GoDogGo ball thrower is a remote control dog fetching machine that, with each click of a button, makes you lazier, and your dog less lazy, what a magical, and wonderful time it is to be alive. Just push the butt
$139.99More Info 07/02/2013 10:01 AM -
Cactus Shaped Toothpick Holder
The Cactooph toothpick holder is a plastic cactus that measures 6 inches tall and will hold your toothpicks for you with a little bit of class. The toothpick holder is sure to impress Grandma next time she comes by
$14.95More Info 07/02/2013 6:01 AM -
Clip On Table Cup Holder
The DrinkClip clip-on cup holder is a clip that attaches to any table or shelf and will hold your drink, your phone, or whatever you feel like putting in there. Sometimes when you purchase the 1/2 gallon sized big-g
$12.11More Info 07/02/2013 2:01 AM -
Fake TV Light Burglar Deterrent
The Fake TV Light is a light that you turn on while you are not home so that from outside it looks like someone is watching TV inside the house. The TV light simulates the light output of a 27 inch lcd television so
$29.95More Info 07/01/2013 2:02 PM -
Bicycle Exhaust Noise Maker
Do you want to annoy every one of your neighbors and make your bike riding slower, harder, and have more drag? In just 5 minutes of installing the Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System, you can have all those things. Th
$19.99More Info 07/01/2013 6:01 AM -
Broom Cleaning Dustpan
Assuming you actually sweep your floors and you don't just leave it unswept until it resembles carpet, the broom cleaning dust pan could come in handy for you. The Broom Groomer is a dustpan that has a row of rubber
$9.99More Info 07/01/2013 2:01 AM -
Pizza Bed Sleeping Bag
The Pizza Bed is a hand made sleeping bag made from recycled quilts and satin sheets that, just like any other pizza place, is made to order, and charges extra for each topping. The pizza bed comes bare, with just t
$200.00More Info 06/29/2013 2:01 AM -
Thumb Hole Buddha Bowls
The Buddha Bowls are bowls that have a thumb hole in them so that the bowl rests on the palm of your hand and helps you carry and hold your bowls with one hand without fear of the bowl slipping out of your fingers a
$28.00More Info 06/28/2013 2:02 PM -
Pixel Wall Clock
Why is it so hard to tell the time? Are you drunk? Probably, but moreso the reason is you are looking at a pixelated clock. If you want a clock that you have to look at quite carefully to tell what the time is, then
$21.74More Info 06/28/2013 10:01 AM -
Car Swivel Food Tray
The fact that you can even fit inside your car astounds me, but now you can't even wait a 10 minute car ride to work to eat your cheeseburgers, nor can you even hold your food in your own arm. I am surpised you have
$13.49More Info 06/28/2013 6:01 AM -
Thor's Hammer Nightlight
Did Thor himself just smash his hammer through your wall? No you silly goose, that's just a night light. Isn't there something ironic about a nightlight being as bad-ass and manly as Thor's Hammer? That's why I k
$34.92More Info 06/28/2013 2:01 AM -
DropCatch Magnetic Bottle Opener
The DropCatch Magnetic Bottle Opener is a bottle opener you mount on your wall and as you open beer bottles, a magnet catches the bottle caps as they fall and collect on the mount until you dispose of them. There is
$49.00More Info 06/27/2013 2:01 PM -
Giant Yard Dice
Ever wanted to play Yahtzee outside in your lawn? Me neither, but you can if you want, now that you purchased these giant lawn dice. Or maybe throw up a giant piece of cardboard against your wall and play a giant ga
$49.50More Info 06/27/2013 10:01 AM -
Bra Gun Holster
Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all three questions, you may just need to purhase the Bra Gun Holster. The Bra Gun Strap works with a plethor
$49.99More Info 06/27/2013 2:01 AM
