Herb Grinder Wrist Watch
The herb grinding watch is a wrist watch that doubles as an “herb” grinder, and is great for all of your “herb” grinding needs.…
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Filming Porn Quiet On The Set Door Hanger
The filming porn door hanger is one of those hotel slides that you hang on your door when you are making sweet love and…
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I Love Crack Whores Bumper Magnet
The I love crack whores bumper magnet is a bumper stick you can slap onto someones car without them knowing and show the world…
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Sex Position Cookie Cutters
The Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters are a set of cookie cutters that will make cookies in the shape of sex positions. Let your children…
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Ask Me Why I’m Lazy Sloth Shirt
It’s a fact that no one hates a sloth, they’re cute, they’re weird, they’re lazy, and they’re awesome. The Ask Me Why I’m Lazy…
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Fox Face Panties With Ears
The fox face panties with ears is probably the best gift you can get your girlfriend because really it’s just a gift for yourself…
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Flying Fuck Helicopter
The flying fuck helicopter is a remote controlled helicopter that you can fly around whenever you are feeling like you just don’t give a…
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Big Boobs Salt and Pepper Shakers
WIth the big boobs salt and pepper shakers you get to have a new salt and pepper set to add seasoning to your foods,…
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Condom Sleeping Bag and Pillow
The condom sleeping bag is a sleavey, tubey, condom looking sleeping bag that comes with a pillow that looks like a condom wrapper, so…
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I’m A Twat Coffee Mug
The I’m a Twat Mug is a coffee mug with the words “I’m a Twat” printed on the bottom of it so that when…
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Donkey Ass Cigarette Dispenser
Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from…
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Worlds Best Analrapist Coffee Mug
In light of the new season of Arrested Development, there is no better time to purchase a World’s Best Analrapist mug. Don’t blow yourself…
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Sexy Leg Bottle Opener Magnet
Open your bottles with a little class using a sexy leg bottle opener. The leg is also a magnet so you can just leave…
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Sexy Black Lingerie Apron
Cook your man his dinner with some class, and wear the sexy lingerie apron while your slaving away at that meal. What will be…
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Right Angle Spy Lens
There are two reasons anyone would ever need to use this camera lens. 1.) When you are secretly attempting to collect and report information…
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Giant Fatty Granny Underwear
Yo mama so fat… that these are her underwear… It’s late… The Big Mama Undies measure in at fat x fat, and would be…
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The WineRack
A hidden booze bladder inside a sports bra. The only downside is the more you drink, the smaller your boobs get.
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