Don't Knock Unless I Married You, Birthed You, Or Ordered Food From You Doormat

Date Published: 03/31/2020 2:00 PM

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If there's ever been a time for quirky doormats to thrive, it's right now in these weird times of self-isolation and self-quarantine where you essentially want no one to come to your door that you don't know about. You've seen the "Like a Good Neighbor Stay Over There" doormat, and the "Just Leave It On The Doorstep and Get The Hell Outta Here" doormat, well this new creative doormat reads "Don't Knock Unless I Married You, Birthed You, Or Ordered Food From You".

It's made by Pipett Designs, a stay-at-home Mom of 6 who runs a little product design company on the side. She makes a lot of custom doormats where people can put essentially any message they like on a doormat. One of her most recent creations was this one about being very particular about who knocks on their door.

just so you know there's like a lot of kids in here

Check out more of their custom doormat creations with quirky and creative phrases on them below:

its the dogs house we just pay the mortgage

shhh  baby sleeping, you wake it, you take it

shoes off bitches funny doormat

Please hide packages from husband

Welcom beware of wife and kids and pets are also shady husband is cool

There's like a bunch of cats in here funny doormat

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