Cheeseburger Earmuffs You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in… More Info
Rifle Umbrella I’m not sure what the fascination is with guns and umbrellas, but this umbrella uses the end of a rifle to use as a… More Info
Mosquito Net Pants You know you’re a Minnesotan when instead of just putting on pants you need to put nets over your shorts to protect your from… More Info
Giant Tack Beach Chairs The giant tack beach chairs are chairs that you can stick into the sand at the beach that resemble a giant tack. Easy to… More Info
Bug Screen For Cans The bug screen for cans will protect your sugary soda can or beer from terrible disease carrying mosquitoes and bees from hopping inside your… More Info
Pocket Grappling Hook The Pocket Grappling Hook is a small grappling hook that you can fit in your pocket and take out in case of grappling emergency… More Info
Giant Iceberg Inflatable Climbing Wall The giant iceberg climbing wall is basically a floating mountain that you put in your lake, and can climb up and fall off without… More Info
Tactical Manticuda Knife The Manticuda Knife is a tactical knife that you basically hold like a gun while you are doing your stabbings. Designed by a former… More Info
Maine Weather Stick Barometer The Maine weather stick is a natural weather predicting barometer used by some Native Americans that will detect the weather and tell you what… More Info
Stratachute Parachute Lawn Game Sometimes, believe it or not, people go outside. I know it’s hard to think about stepping away from your game of World of Warcraft,… More Info
Campfire Log Mover and Turner Now you can truly become king of the campfire with the Campfire Log Lugger. The Log Lugger is a long steel pole that is… More Info
Sprinkler Head Key Holder The sprinkler key holder is a small container that resembles an in ground sprinkler head that you jam in to your lawn and will… More Info
Car Windshield Snow Cover If you’re not from a state where it snows, consider yourself fortunate. I’m not sure what our ancestors were thinking forming a civilization in… More Info
Beach Thingy Instant Beach Sand Chair The beach thingy instant beach chair is a chunk of plastic formed to the shape of a chair backing that you stab into the… More Info
Mosquito Repellent Incense Sticks Why are scientists still busying themselves curing cancer, curing aids, and creating seedless watermelons, when there are mosquitoes pestering everyone worldwide. The mosquito repellent incense… More Info
Hand Crank Phone Charger When camping, sometimes it’s nice to have a phone with you to get Justin Beiber’s latest tweet so that he can keep you updated… More Info
Squirt Gun Umbrella The squirt gun umbrella is a concept designed by London based designer Alex Woolley, and is an umbrella that has a reservoir on the… More Info
Credit Card Sized Folding Knife A perfect knife for traveling on planes, the credit card sized folding knife easily slips in and out of your wallet with ease. When… More Info
Inflatable Floating Beer Pong Table Pool Pong is an inflatable floating beer pong table that you can use in the pool. The inflatable beer pong table is 6 feet… More Info
Pooping Garden Gnome Liven up your yard or garden with a gnome that is defecating on your shrubberies. Made of durable plastic, the squatting gnome measures 5… More Info
Tactical Brass Knuckles Knife When you want to inflict as much damage as possible on someone or something, first seek psychological help, if that doesn’t work, you’re going to… More Info
Log Stump Cooler Lets see those stupid bears find this cooler. If you’re blind and/or stupid, the Log Stump Cooler is a mini cooler that resembles a… More Info
Gun Shaped Folding Knife The gun shaped folding knife is great for when you’re looking to stab someone, but still have a little bit of class, or when… More Info
Cordless Electric Lawnmower Robot Weighing only 18 pounds, the electric lawnmower robot will cut your grass for up to 5 hours on one charge, and is designed to… More Info
Vintage Wine Rain Barrel Repurpose an old vintage wine barrel into a rain retainer to water your garden with. Collect water with each new rainfall and eventually you… More Info
Gerber Gator Machette Whether you need to chop some wood, widdle a stick, thin some brush, or kill some zombies, the Gerber Gator Machette will do the… More Info
Outdoor Misting Fan Kit Stay cool on those hot summer days and get a nice douche of water in your face every time the misting fan goes by.… More Info
Dragon Gutter Downspout Statue Cast in quality designer resin the dragon gutter gargoyle is sure to spice up your garden, yard, or if you’re like me, the place… More Info
LifeStraw Personal Water Filter The lifestaw lets you dip into any murky liquid and get a drink of water that has been filtered from 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria.… More Info
Umbrella Solar Charging Station Sit outdoors on the patio and charge your tablet, smartphone, laptop, etc. using a solar panel on the top of the umbrella. An attached… More Info
Military Grade Compass If you are really lost, an ordinary compass will not save your life, you are as good as dead. Only an official battle tested… More Info
1,550 Live Ladybugs Release these ladybugs in your garden to protect against unwanted insect intruders, or you could also let them loose in your house and become… More Info
Kettle Pizza: Turn Your Grill Into A Pizza Oven The KettlePizza grill is a kit that transforms your kettle grill into a pizza oven. Simply place the device between your lid and the… More Info