Reserved Beach Towel

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Listed price
29.95
Where to find it
Amazon
Category
Outdoors

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Reserve your spot on the beach while you take a dump at the outhouse without coming back to some human manatee squating on your beach lounge chair by using the Reserved Beach Towel. The Reserved Beach Towel is a beach towel that has big black bold text on it that says RESERVED on it, with a large black border, so if anyone was thinking about stealing your chair at the beach they will know that that chair belongs to someone already, and they are most likely defecating in the bathroom due to the nachos they consumed earlier while fighting off seagulls. The reserved beach towel is made from 100% cotton, is black and white in color, and measures 30 inches x 60 inches.

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